#security-chief-harkness

[parmilepave-blog]

Name: JAMIE
Gender: All woman 
Location: across the street from the pizza shop
Sexuality: John Travolta 
Race: english bastard
Likes: primark
Dislikes: wally Macks haircut
Hair color: wig
Fandom: lady gaga

Jamie ✔ All Woman ✔ 24/7 Across the street from the pizza shop ✔ it's not wrong. John Travolta ✘ I've moved on. English bastard ✔ flick's the v's up the country to you. Primark ✘ I've fallen out their sale was shite. WALLY MACK DISAPPROVES OF THIS MESSAGE. Wig ✘ fuck you. Lady Gaga ✔ ✔ ✔ ✔ ✔ ✔ ✔ ✔ ✔ 

[psychotheory]

/squints at/

Squints back."Oh boy oh boy, look who still exists. Must be my lucky day." Not.

[hellsoverseer-00]

"Are you dead?"

It was a minor fall really, he probably shouldn't have thought about climbing the outside of Rivet City up onto the deck yet once the idea was there he couldn't shake it, besides he had no reason to other than; why the fuck not -- except now he was really regretting that decision as he laid out on the floor, hissing in pain. He opens his eyes blearily, seeing Harkness' face swim into view. 

"I'm talking so does that answer your question?"

[missmaria101]

security-chief-harkness replied to your post:— “If I’d have known having a newborn was this...

:|

"Do you wanna' take him for an hour maybe Harkness?"

[hellsoverseer-00]

security-chief-harkness replied to your post:Believe me I would love to help you out but your covered in shit

"If I throw you in the river I think I’ll be doing /you/ the favor here kid." Harkness blocks his ability to smell.

This was basically giving Harkness a free go. It would have been common sense to get in the river before coming to Harkness but he hadn't been thinking. Stupid. "Fine." he mutters through the acrid scent. "But after, you gotta let me in so I can get changed." 

[hellsoverseer-00]

Believe me I would love to help you out but your covered in shit

"It's --" he sighs trying not to be sick, "I think it's like carcass and stuff too I fell into this super-mutants sack of fuckin' wonder trying to escape the bastards back there. I think I'm gonna be sick." 

[hellsoverseer-00]

??

Send ⁇ for a drunk text.

[99867] i codnt think i will VEVR ge t over the fac these mesages go to your BRAIN or chip is it a chip like a i or something you know like a core a memory thing like a holo tapep ??

[99867] if i  send you liots of meesages will you get a headace?

[99867] hi

[99867] hello 

[99867] :DDDDDDD

[99867] d o robot s take pain killers like if you get headcahe can you be all mmmm i;lll have an asprin or does it not work like that 

[99867] do you hav e a headache yet?

[hellsoverseer-00]

[GRABS WALLY AWAY FROM FLIGHT DECK EDGE]

He yelps in Harkness' ears.

---                      "NoOOOOO! I just wanted to look into the water."