Jacobenimble asked me to post an announcement
My darling sibling Jacobenimble has had three alcoholic drinks tonight, 8.6 oz alcohol to soda mix apparently, 15 oz of 80 proof alcohol over five hours and is drunk. Very drunk. Jaco is talking funny. Jaco is actually wobbly. Jaco keeps saying "I am very drunk right now." Jaco has apparently been playing video games. Jaco's hand-eye-coordination is gone. "Metabolism. It's a very interesting science. That I am not very good at while drunk." says jacobenimble. This has been apparently an experiment based on a buzzfeed claim about the amount of alcohol vs the span of time the alcohol is consumed over. Jacobenimble can still remember how to say "to drink" in three out of the four languages Jaco speaks. Also, apparently this is my fault because my d&d crew and I took over the den and Jaco couldn't play Dragon Age for the last few hours. I do not feel bad about stealing the den. This is so fucking hilarious And none of you have any idea. I might record this... Jacobenimble will never know...