Sooo.... anyone got any good food puns?
Context: I am running a cypher system rpg campaign, which contains cyphers (think one-shot magic items). The school involves kung fu and cookery and every cypher given out has been based on a pin involving food.
....I am running low on ideas.
EXTANT THINGS SO FAR (so you now how low the bar is):
Beanstalker!: A cypher that is implanted into or placed on someone. For the next 24 hours, the person who did the implanting knows their location at all times
Canelope: A cantaloupe that can break vows and agreements. You need to put a written copy of the contract - ideally the original version - into it, and cut it in half, and the binding is gone!
Cantelope: A cantaloupe that can forms vows and agreements. You need to put a written contract within, cut it in half and the contract comes out pristine and binding. Must be held by both parties to take effect.
Chef's Curse: A small stress ball. You squeeze it, and cursing fills the air at such vlume that anyone around is deatened for a minute.
Damn Cheese: A small ball of edam cheese, thrown to short range. Explodes,figuring shrapnel into immediate range. Does damage equal to its value.
Matter Eater Cloud: A small bead that can be throw within short range. Bursts into a cloud that eats all small living matter in the area. It removes hair, and will get rid of all food at a work station instantly.
Naan bread: Piece of naan bread that can be thrown (with a roll) up to long range; when activated, the thrower is transferred to to a location within immediate range of it the bread. (It can, technically, be used as a thrown weapon into someone's face)
SunnyD: plastic bottle that, when squeezed, emits a mean of sunlight as a short blade for 1d10 minutes before ceasing to work. Lightsaber-lite. (medium weapon, 4 damage, ignores armor)
Shot glass: A single shot glass. You put any liquid in, point and it fires at a target. Does 4 damage to the target, 2 to those around them.
Yeasting: A small bottle with 1d6 uses of yeast; sprinkle it on anything and you double the size of it for an hour! Works on people. Food. Doors. Walls.