#selfdeprecation

[nowforsomethingdifferent]

I am so single that Kraft singles are jealous of me...

[toinfinitybedbathandbeyond]

It would have been the perfect time to #run in last night's #goldenhour with the #clouds looking all fly. But what did I do? Wait until high noon today to bust out 5 miles? YUP. #frigginidiot #selfdeprecation #butididit #barely #hashtags (at Charlotte, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/BmbZnaIntqL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gaafab2ppbha

[lighthousenewsnetwork]

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Step aside, filtered selfies and vacation brags – there’s a new social media sheriff in town, and it’s here to make you feel truly, wonderfully awful about yourself. Insecure-Gram, the brainchild of a team of marketing geniuses who clearly haven’t slept since peak Myspace, is taking the world by storm. Forget curated feeds and carefully crafted personas; this platform thrives on raw, unadulterated self-deprecation. Feeling like your nose looks suspiciously like a rogue potato tonight? Post it! Worried your laugh sounds too much like a dying walrus? Record it and broadcast it to the world! Insecure-Gram is a haven for […]

Step aside, filtered selfies and vacation brags – there’s a new social media sheriff in town, and it’s here to make you feel truly, wonderfully awful about yourself. Insecure-Gram, the brainchild of a team of marketing geniuses who clearly haven’t slept since peak Myspace, is taking the world by storm. Forget curated feeds and carefully crafted personas; this platform thrives on raw, unadulterated self-deprecation. Feeling like your nose looks suspiciously like a rogue potato tonight? Post it! Worried your laugh sounds too much like a dying walrus? Record it and broadcast it to the world! Insecure-Gram is a haven for the self-conscious, a digital confessional booth where anxieties morph into adorable content. Gone are the days of pretending – here, insecurity is the new kale smoothie. “I used to feel bad about my forehead mole,” gushes user Trudy Finklestein, “but after sharing a close-up with the hashtag #MolesAreTheNewBeautyMarks, I got like, a dozen likes! It’s so validating!” Speaking of validation, Insecure-Gram boasts a plethora of features designed to massage your fragile ego. Feeling a particularly potent attack of self-doubt? Hop on an “Insecurity Streak” and rack up points by posting a steady stream of negativity. Worried you’re not insecure enough? Don’t fret! The platform’s patented “Insecurity Inspo” algorithm curates a feed of other users’ woes, guaranteed to make your measly anxieties feel positively quaint. But the real magic lies in Insecure-Gram’s community. Here, you’ll find kindred spirits who share your existential dread and crippling fear of forgetting how to tie your shoes. “It’s like therapy, but with way less therapy jargon and significantly more crying emojis,” says Chad Bonkers, a devoted user who recently went viral after posting a teary video about his inability to fold fitted sheets. Of course, with any revolutionary platform comes naysayers. Some “experts” (read: people with actual degrees in psychology) express concern about the platform’s potential to exacerbate anxiety and depression. But Insecure-Gram’s founder, billionaire tech mogul Brock Hardcastle, dismisses these claims with a scoff. “They just don’t understand the power of vulnerability,” he declares, fiddling with his perfectly sculpted nose. “Besides, misery sells!” He’s not wrong. Insecure-Gram has already attracted millions of users and raked in a fortune through targeted advertising. Now, users can experience the crippling fear of inadequacy while simultaneously being bombarded with ads for miracle wrinkle creams and anxiety-reducing fidget spinners. It’s a win-win! However, whispers of a more sinister plot have begun to surface. Some claim the platform is a social experiment conducted by a shadowy cabal of psychologists. “It’s all a big data grab to see how much negativity we can endure before spontaneously combusting,” alleges a user named “AnonymousButReallyWorried.” Whether this is true remains to be seen, but one thing is clear: Insecure-Gram is a hilarious reflection of our social media-obsessed culture, where self-worth seems directly proportional to the number of likes you get. So, what are you waiting for? Download Insecure-Gram today and join the thrilling journey toward self-discovery, self-loathing, and potentially, spontaneous combustion! Just remember, the key to success on Insecure-Gram is to embrace the darkness – and maybe invest in a good therapist.

[satanasmolam4s]

Soy un auténtico inútil. Sólo sirvo de mal ejemplo. Hoy la he cagado. Hoy la he vuelto a cagar. No valgo para nada.

[paolasitalianlitblog]

St. Catherine must often have felt discouraged when she saw no concrete results of her efforts for certain individuals, both men and women, through prayer and attempts at persuasion.

Sigrid Undset, Catherine of Siena, (334)

[paolasitalianlitblog]

She prays for the Florentines: “I pray and beseech you to lay it to your heart for the sake of Christ Crucified that you must have mercy on the sheep who are outside the fold—surely because of my sins.

Sigrid Undset, Catherine of Siena, (245)

[paolasitalianlitblog]

In answer to Raimondo’s question Catherine said the pains from the wounds, especially the wound in the heart, were so violent that it seemed impossible for her to suffer such agony and live, unless God worked another miracle.

Sigrid Undset, Catherine of Siena, (180)

[mateussbrazilianlitblog]

I have an appetite like a lion.

Child of The Dark by Carolina de Jesus (87)