#send sleep

[karma-payment-plan]

This barbie is tired and overwhelmed

[fourth-best-jeanist]

My sister: u awake?

Me: *half asleep* not

Sister: come downstairs we watch bnha

Me: I sleppy

Sister: I make bredstik

Me: okke I come

[dannul]

I should be sleeping but instead

I’m planning a trip to DisneyWorld

I should be sleeping but my mind has decided that I’m going to plan out a trip to Florida with my brother.

Two problems with that

1. My brother has to decide on somethings and I have to wait for his desicions

2. I NEED TO GO TO BED

But nooo! My brain needs to plan a vacation to Florida.

[stanleysletter]

hi gUys :))) 🤪

[spotconlonshitposts]

Reasons why board games are no longer allowed to be played

- Davey is too good at scrabble...also monopoly, connect 4, chess, snakes and ladders, guess who, cluedo, any board game you can think of; strategy, luck or otherwise based Davey is going to win it

-Jack won’t care cause he’s heart eyes for Davey,

- Race will definitely care and has flipped the games, tables the game were on and tables from another room after flipping the board over.

(After an incident where a table got flipped and 14 cups were smashed, 3 people got cut by said cups, and the carpet stained by juice; the table was replaced with a v v heavy one that was bolted to the floor)

- Spot will start shouting at Davey for cheating; even though everyone else is cheating to try and win. It will end in Spot calling Davey a Not Nice Name, storming into the kitchen and eating left overs till he calms down. 

- Romeo has cried on multiple occasions from losing 2 player board games to Davey, completely confused at how his [terrible] technique for connect 4 couldn’t work. 

(One time, Davey let him win, as Romeo would not let Davey leave till he won a game, and after 24 wins, Davey had had enough. Romeo wouldn’t shut up about it for weeks till Spot told him that Davey had let him win and forced Davey to confess)

- Specs gave up after one game of snakes and ladders as Race got angry, flipped a table, and accidentally gave Specs a bloody nose in the process.

- Sarah learnt from a young age, that there was no point in trying to beat Davey. “Don’t need that kinda stress thanks, I’ll stick to watching all hell break loose”

- Crutchie spent a lot of time in hospital when he was younger, and it was constant board games. So whenever he sees someone bring one out, he makes a swift exit (But 100% texts Davey encouragements)

-The last time a board game was played in the group was the first one Katherine joined in on. Davey and Kath played chess.

-the group use Davey playing chess as a baptism of fire for anyone interested in playing board games with them. Due to how quick and painful it is.

- However; Katherine beat Davey. It was a long game, but when she called check-mate. All. Hell. Broke. Loose.

  Davey couldn’t believe his eyes, the group were sat around before, waiting for Kath to get angry but were just in utter shock, Race jumped up and stated swearing in disbelief, and Kath had no clue what the hell was going on.

- They found Davey three hours later going over what happened, with a cookie in one hand (given by Jack to cheer him up...three hours ago) and a pencil rapidly writing down every move, in the other.

- From there, the board games were not allowed to be used. Especially if Davey was going to be around. 

[incognito-princess]

Sleeping with my favorite quilt right now is too hot and I have weird dreams and I can't stay asleep... the blankets without my favorite quilt are too light, which my body interprets as "too cold" and I can't fall asleep...

[owesgodalot]

Je sais que suis vrmt fatigué quand je regarde the Pitt et les scènes gore me font rien

[clemgrounder]

Brain, can you not? I’m trying to sleep.