Please review throne of glass if you've read it because i need to hear something other than " IT'S GREAT"
i only read the first book it was literally the most boring book i’d ever read i wanted to die i wanted the evil spirit in the book to slay me there and then. spoilers under the cut. just a warning: i cursed a lot in this review.
for a hardened assasin celaena is PRETTY FUCKING SOFT IDK JUST CHILL @ YOUR HORMONES??? GO KILL SOME FUCKING PEOPLE STOP MAKING GOOGLY EYES this reminds me of that one YA novel where like this assassin was sent to kill this boy but he was 2 hot so she let him go and they ran away FUCKIN BYE
also why is the assassin doing the investigating idk aren’t there like court spies and shit like varys or little finger from game of thrones?????????? aren’t there???? oh no let’s just ask this 18 yo to do it SHES SO HARDENED YAAAAAA *makes eyes at chaol* *makes eyes at the prince i can’t rmb his name he’s like diluted plain ass water* oh yes so hardened mmm who will my heart choose?!!!!! who!!?!?!?!??!??! i can’t believe rick riordan gave this book 5 stars on goodreads he said there was lots of mystery and magic but like rick!!! you are writing kids’ series!! and your books are 35692928236263289 times better than tog!!!!!! i fucking can’t!! someone knock him on the head!!!
and ok we get it!!! she’s v pretty!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
anw why didnt celeana practice her assassin skills i mean like she’s been a prisoner for a year ://////// her aim can’t be the same :///////////// oh well i guess some people are just born with it OR MAYBE ITS FUCKING MAYBELLINE
why don’t chaol and the prince have anything better to do other than making eyes at celeana???? why don’t they advance the plot???? why??? is this that author’s way of turning the tables like when girls are just there to be love interests because if so SHE FUCKING FAILED ITS FUCKING ANNOYING I FUCKING CANT BECAUSE SO WHAT IF THE TWO GUYS DONT DO ANYTHING?? CELEANA DOESNT DO ANYTHING EITHER THE WHOLE BOOK IS JUST ABOUT THE FUCKING LOVE TRIANGLE CAUSE WHO CARES ABOUT PLOT RIGHT AMIRITE AM I AM I FUCK THIS
oh ok so I’m clicking through reviews and someone said the author said this was inspired by CINDERELLA??????????????? don’t get me wrong i love the fairytale!!!! the original is dark and gritty but one cannot deny that cinderella was saved by her prince. SO CELEANA IS GOING T BE SAVED???????????? ISNT SHE A STRONG INDEPENDENT FEMALE ASSASSIN?????? IDK FOR A FUCKING ASSASSIN SHES A LITTLE BIT TOO WHINY ABOUT HAVING TO TRAIN HER ASSASSIN SKILLS!!!!!! YOU CANT BE THE BEST WITHOUT WORKING AT IT PRINCESS!! EVEN CINDERELLA SCRUBBED THE FUCKING FLOORS
IM A LITTLE HIGH ON FLU MEDS, FORGIVE ME
anw do you rmb the candy scene cause like wtf, there are people dying and she gets left a random bag of candy and she just eats the whole bag like ok way to go #1 assassin IM GNA PAT YOU SO HARD ON THE BACK YOUR TEETH FALL OUT
idk theres no world building pretty much
theres no fucking mystery or suspense or like fantasy like re the suspense part do you think I’m fucking dumb like i predicted everything 100% and i thought they were all red herrings because if not what was the point of the book right but everything was just how i thought it would be like way to go girl i can’t believe this book got published like wtf give me that opportunity
anwd why would you compare this book to hunger games. she doesn’t fuvking kill anyone. she is a failure i hate her i hate this book i didnt read the rest i don’t give two shits about this series
i didnt give quotes from the book or anything cause i can’t be arsed to go back and read it again i really think i’ll tear my hair out and the ending is really senseless I’m going to cry
yoo the throne of glass series is beautiful & what's really interesting about them is the books get progressively better instead of progressively worse like with most series. i also loved the cloud roads & accompanying books bc the worldbuilding is insane & traditional gender roles are just completely turned around
ooo i’ll add those to my list thanks for the info!!
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