#seriously child

[pickleddginger]

Me: Are you ready to go? Did you brush your teeth?

The Girl: Was I supposed to?

Me: *Spits and spews for 5 straight minutes. Head spins around like the exorcist*

[firstdegreefangirl]

So I’m on Skype with @dear-nadia-mcconnell while she and her mom make lunch plans for tomorrow and honestly, child, the way you say “tomorrow” is so adorably Canadian sounding and I love it. Like “too-moore-oh” and it shouldn’t be as amusing as it is, but you’ve made my entire day.

[teeny-beany]

Okay, so, Charlie was there in class when they said they needed to get Wonka Bars, so why didn’t he buy a fucking Wonka Bar?

[wheretheyrefound-blog]

We Need to Talk About Kevin’s Shirts 

bonus:

@mustardprecum @adramofpoison @ohnobi-wankenobi  @protect-credence

[freyafayne]

22 year old girl who has never had sex but spends her free time seeking out trans people online to berate,

[doctorwhodunit]

I associate @itschildofthefairies so much with Mavis now that I just found myself thinking "Haha, Mavis must be a sucker for puns x)". And then I imagined a scenario where she was in a fighting game and her victory quote was "How does it feel like to be... sucker punsched! ;P"... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!

[snowflakesoup]

Marinette needs to learn how to sign her name tbh

[wingsofwriting]

Can we just appreciate that Jackson has a whole thanks too page all to himself.