Dec 17, 2025
Spears are the best addition to the game because every time one of my block guys (in this instance C.ub) starts talking about the new enchantments all I can hear is Lunch.
"Yeah I just got Lunch III on my spear" ah yes, the natural evolution of hobbitkind's second breakfast: the m.inecraft spear-wielder's triple lunch ✨ Made even better by the fact that spear lunges deplete your hunger bar, so everyone's complaining about needing to eat after playing around with the new features... Fuck they probably would need Lunch III to recover from jousting around.
If/when they put together a spear minigame on HC I'm going to be so very normal about the post-game feasts they will definitely have 😊