#k:stuffing

[chubfan135]

C.onvex in vex form should be the size of the actual mob, so when they go on a carnivorous rampage they can look like my prev rebloggermelon afterwards... Tiny airborne humanoid creatures drifting around barely able to fly weighed down by a belly several times thheir size hghshfhfh. AND it's swaying and sloshing from their movements.

They could just turn back into player size and that amount of food wouldn't even be visible but they don't wannaaaa, they're freaks like that 🥰

[chubfan135]

Will add transcript later (if i don't someone bully me) but ougjghfbfb this clip from the start of T.ango's Taunting Warden's stream...

Hate that the conversation got cut short when he went in to smack S.kizz with the spear at that exact moment. I wanna know what zupa toscana & pecan pie did to your stomach! Was it loud was it painful were you bloated were you full of cheese and had no idea what day it was (iconic T.ango tweet, i'm always saying this). Come on, stop spitroasting S.kizz and spill! I.mpulse clearly wanted to know too, since he was asking the question

[chubfan135]

Spears are the best addition to the game because every time one of my block guys (in this instance C.ub) starts talking about the new enchantments all I can hear is Lunch.

"Yeah I just got Lunch III on my spear" ah yes, the natural evolution of hobbitkind's second breakfast: the m.inecraft spear-wielder's triple lunch ✨ Made even better by the fact that spear lunges deplete your hunger bar, so everyone's complaining about needing to eat after playing around with the new features... Fuck they probably would need Lunch III to recover from jousting around.

If/when they put together a spear minigame on HC I'm going to be so very normal about the post-game feasts they will definitely have 😊

[chubfan135]

F.edxB more like. Feed-x.B. Being the server angel for free is awesome but he's got to start charging at some point, right? Why not in snacks?

Or maybe, even if he never asks for payment people start giving him food as thanks? x.B's likes to be self-sufficient, he's always "that guy who sucks to buy gifts for because they have everything". And what do you usually give people like that? That's right, food! Some kind of little treat. Little treats that add up over time... especially when his inventory's a mess from just dashing off to be F.edxB in the middle of a build so he's like "guess I'll eat this now!". Rinse repeat over the course of a stream weekend or two and hey presto you get one fat flying fish 🥰

[chubfan135]

Grian in the tight pants really needs some stuffing until they cant close anymore

This was sent around the time of the charity stream, I think! I can't quite recall a specific irl G.rian outfit other than the P.ermitmaster one, but being the only non-streaming participant must have been pretty relaxing, managerial tasks aside.

No live audience to notice or comment on how many snack breaks he's taking, or how said snacks impact the fit of his clothes... Unfortunately, top experts in everybody else's chats have been keeping an eye on him all weekend: tallying every discreet yet desperate tug on the hem of his shirt, every surreptitious adjustment of belt and buttons and piecing it all into a timeline of Too Many Treats To Count 😊

[chubfan135]

your redstone pot doc post is sooooooo 🫣😳😳 i.. i think those bugs should do it to the server's other redstoners once doc hits capacity

Glad you enjoyed it! Honeypot ants are just so good... it's impossible not to be inspired by them in this space 🤤

X.isuma's already spoken for when it comes to bug-based belly shenanigans (praise bee), and M.umbo's having such a good time with his big fans that I'm almost sad that air inflation doesn't do anything for me... but everyone else is absolutely fair game. And with people experimenting so much in S10, there's a lot of beginner redstoners out there! P.earl, S.kizz, J.oe learned a bunch about enderporters during Exile, even G.rian's getting into it with his new waterfall... All they need is a little nudge from the Hivemind to help them fulfill their potential (and fill other things) :3

[chubfan135]

D.oc's bug-like design elements in S8 were cool, with the legs and the giant goat-mantis build... And S9 is when he debuted the butterfly wing elytra, right? So we definitely have a precedent for insect themes on D.ocm77.

Let's keep that going for S10. Man really loves the Hivemind, so maybe he should be part of an actual hive!

A nest. A hill of the ant variety, where workers gather and store liquid redstone for the good of the and colony... I'm saying we do some honeypot ant shit to him. Fill him right up until he can barely move, every bit of clothing shredded like his lab coat and swiftly discarded, swollen sides shimmering with sweat and the dusty redstone residue the workers leave behind after each feeding, engorged belly acting as a shelf for his heavy breasts... Not heavy enough, though. He's not quite ready for extraction yet, but his chest is still tingling long after the last exam, and his nipples are puffy and almost as red as the scarlet slurry he's swallowed so much of. It won't be long before his, uh, hoppers are unlocked, so to speak. 😊

And I bet Doc's ego would swell quite severely too, being treated with such reverence by the other workers... He'd better not get too big for his boots though: his usefulness starts and ends at his capacity as a redstone tank, and if he ever fancies himself more important than the Queen, well. The workers have no obligation to keep that endorphin & redstone antidote drip in his arm :3

[chubfan135]

OP deactivated & I don't want to broadcast this blog by rbing from person who put it on my dash, but here. Big indulgent breakfast headcanons for H.ermits & L.ifers in my inbox please, if you have them!

I'll go first: it takes about 12 hours for J.evin's gastric slime to concentrate enough to break down solid foods, so for a breakfast that's a little easier to digest I think he's probably a huge smoothie / milkshake lover. AND he's a flavour freak, so very likely to mix up crazy combinations of ingredients and then get a kick out of having other h.ermits taste the resulting concoction.

...and as always, translucent slime belly full of various colourful liquids makes for a great orb to ponder 🥰