My irritation at getting randomly attacked by a stone statue of some old hero, in the middle of the road, was already rather high.
At least, finally, we would get to see Muty fight from our side. All things considered, even if I can defeat him in a duel, he is still much more experienced and skilled than us, so this moving stone construct shouldn't be too hard to take down...
So when he did just a little jab and went on the defensive, my irritation spiked again. He was doing all the acrobatic multi attacks on us, and now he cares for his nails?!
The stone statue made two big swings with its sword, one at Muty, which I somewhat deflected for him, but still managed to get him on the arm. Serves you right for being a princess, shouldn't have helped you at all-
And the second hit, ignoring the more vulnerable ladies, went for me, probably some warrior respect from the hero figure it was supposed to represent.
Bah, taking me for a weakling, I blocked that hit easily, used the momentum to spin, and delivered a strike with my hammer right into his abdoment, rock shattering like glass and forcing it to reel.
'Fucking asshole-', I huffed, before turning to give the biggest, most judgemental squint to Muty.
Princess over there got the message well enough this time, hit the construct three times properly with his monky powers, and it broke down for good.
Who makes these things and leaves them here??