Explaining Sexualities Using Biscuits as a Metaphor for Sex:
Straight: I like this biscuit.
Gay/Lesbian: I like that biscuit.
Bi: I like both biscuits.
Poly: There are other options you know?
Omni: I like them all, but in different ways.
Pan: All biscuits are amazing 100% of the time.
Queer: I don’t know yet.
Demi: I only like biscuits I have some memory attached to.
Grey: I like biscuits sometimes.
Ace: I’d rather eat cake.
Abro: It changes from time to time.
Skolio: I like biscuits that change.
Gyne: I like biscuits that look like this, but the type doesn’t matter.
Andro: I like biscuits that look like that, but the type doesn’t matter.
Androgyno: If a biscuit looks like these, I like them regardless.
Semi-Bi: I’m trying to be part of a community I am not part of.
Super Straight: I’m trying to justify being a dickhead.
Do you get it now?