#sexyvanillatiger

[penguinedraces]

me: *shows wife picture of alex in the hospital, doing well, considering*

wife: [about the IV in his hand] that’s the most disgusting thing i’ve ever seen in my life

[blitzturtles]

wife: i think i should pull out my computer and write right now. me: would you like me to take away the yarn? wife: no, i think i would have significant emotional distress and say something that would end my marriage.

[fuckyeahfanfictions]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tim Drake/Jason Todd Characters: Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Courting Rituals, Explicit Sexual Content, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Snark, Alpha/Beta, Alpha Jason Todd, Beta Tim Drake Summary:

Whether he means to or not.

[penguinedraces]

[penguinedraces]

me: *showing wife a video of namjoon spinning in a circle with a cake*

wife: |:

namjoon: *doesn't drop it*

wife: ok good

me: ?

wife: i had concerns for the integrity of the cake because of how many times they have dropped the cake before.

me: 💀

wife: which is a non-zero number of times.

me: 💀💀💀💀💀

[blitzturtles]

Me: do some jumping jacks, then talk to me. Wife: oh shit, that sounds orthostatically dire.

[penguinedraces]

not my wife straight up stating i'd be unbearable as a person if i wasn't medically nerfed because my adhd would be unstoppable otherwise, lmao

[blitzturtles]

Me, liveblogging Stone Ocean at my wife: Day 2 of Jolyne in prison, and she's managed to get shrunk and stuck in a dead rat.

My wife: Damn, talented. It'd probably take me like 5 days.