#sfga

[coloronthewallzz]

Long Live Kingda Ka! 🎢🐯👑💚

[theniochopchomp]

So WHATEVER YOU DO. Don’t look this bad bitch in the eyes.

Don’t ride him, otherwise you’re getting whiplash.

[hyper-coasters]

Do NOT talk to me about Kingda Ka's removal I am DISTRESSED

[facetimebuddies]

SIX FLAGS but all i think about is buddie 🖤

[theniochopchomp]

Collection of incorrect quotes feat the coasters since i’m procrastinating designs for them

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Goliath: Do I least have a chance to explain myself?

American Eagle: This is America, so nope!

Goliath: This isn't America, this is OHIO!

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Whizzer: I'm never having a debate with Joker again, they literally started their argument with "Riddle me this."

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Demon: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

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American Eagle: Where is Iron Wolf?

Whizzer: I'll do you one better, who is Iron Wolf??

V2: Here's a better question, why is Iron Wolf?

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Joker, singing: ~Hush, little laptop, don’t you cry.~

Joker: ~Papa’s gonna find you some more Wi-Fi.~

Joker: ~And if that Wi-Fi doesn’t work…~

Joker: ~Papa will destroy the fucking Earth.~

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Whizzer: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Iron Wolf: wHat?

Whizzer: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Iron Wolf: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

[obserbolisk]

I hate to say it, (I’m actually quite happy to say it) but the Kingda Ka replacement is shaping up to be a pretty sick beastie. Shame about the rumored name though, I unironically think the joke name project purple is better than phantom spire.

Look at the damn turbocharger shaped windblowers they’ve installed to cool the LSMs. That’s obscenely cool. I hope it sounds as good as it looks.

[facetimebuddies]

i loveeeeee Dead Man's Party!!! 🖤

[wxnetreport]

Shelf cloud on horizon as storm rolls in on us as we played golf Tuesday at Cypress Lakes GC in Hope Mills, NC.