#sgrove:starter

[kcvvy-blog]

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kevvy: hey so like

kevvy: did u know that when u clean a vacuum u are actually the vacuum cleaner

[theicyelsabriggs]

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Elsa: I was thinking about you last night....

Elsa: fuck!! wrong nmuber so please fucking ignore that.

Elsa: and that is the ontly time you are going to get an apology from me.

[parkercullen]

"I think I’m having a midlife crisis. Or is it a quarter life crisis? I think I’m too old for the latter.” Parker muses aloud, running a hand through their hair slowly. “Sorry...you totally didn’t ask. How’re things going for you?” 

[akiycmas]

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LILLY: not 2 b gross but

LILLY: i'm deadass about 5 seconds away from proposing to a stranger

LILLY: bc i just saw a proposal in a restaurant AND THEY GOT FREE CAKE !! DID YOU EVER HEAR SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL !!

LILLY: I WANT CAKE

[rogalnikovs]

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BORIS: alright, who the fuck comes up with business contracts? hiring contracts?

BORIS: they're too fucking tedious and it's all legal bullshit anyway. you might as well be signing your fucking soul away

[j-ortega]

“You believe this shit?” Joaquin turned to the person next to him in the grocery aisle and shook his head before looking back at the shelf. “Two fucking dollars for a can of Goya beans? You can get that shit at target for like 99 cents. Do they think I’m dumb?” He pointed at himself, looking personally offended. “Let me ask you something,” he continued and turned to them more, pulling something from his cart and holding it up, “My nose feels a little off today, mind smelling this for me? I need to know  if this cliantro smells good enough.” He looked in their eyes before laughing. “Nah I’m just fucking with you, that was some weird shit, huh?” He pulled the cilantro back to his nose and sniffed it. “No, wait actually smell that, is it bad?”

[presleyelijah-blog]

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PRESLEY: on a scale of one to ten how much do u care about me and my wellbeing

PRESLEY: because i need to hide in ur place for like two hours or more okay

PRESLEY: there’s a girl here and i don’t know her name and all i remember is her thinking i was dancing outside the bar and that it was cute but really i was spending eleven minutes trying to maintain my balance

PRESLEY: shes in the shower and wants breakfast if i slip out now i can avoid this

[kacey-harris]

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kacey: i'm truly baffled that i'm sitting on campus waiting to talk to my eldest sons college professor.

kacey: he's nineteen. i didn't even realize parent teacher conferences still existed after elementary school.