#sh*tposts

[moonbeam-mage]

Imagine

Surprisingly, there are some gym challengers who are extremely intimidated by Milo. They just can’t tell if he is genuinely, a generally nice person, or if he’s really a master of sarcasm.

[heydocverdant]

(me on ellen)

ellen: so, i heard you like coming up with memes a few days too late

me: uh yeah kinda

ellen:

me: omg ellen you didn't

[magic-can]

Okay they don't want me to tell you this but I know how hot dogs are made. First you get the mind control chip and then you get a pig and

[heydocverdant]

anybody else feel like memes have a much longer half-life than they did the last few years? Like, "salt bae" got old within a week but the "me explaining to my mom" and "steamed hams" bits just get funnier every time