The Thorston Twins throughout Total Nightmare
The last episode of season 1. As I couldn’t gif all those scenes, I decided to watch it and copy all of the Shakespeare-sek lines the Twins say. Read at your peril (of laughter)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tuff “One man, one dragon, one leg. V.S. One rapidly closing dome!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tuff “Twas once a drill, then it became a game, now it is theater!” Ruff “Let the drama unfold!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tuff “I’ll wager he losses an eye” Ruff “Ha ha, on the contrary, I predict that act one scene one will conclude with the loss of a gallbladder!” Tuff “Or perhaps a leg. What say you young Hiccup?” Hiccup “Oh, Gods,” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ruff “He has emerged from the Forrest!” Tuff “And what of his gallbladder?” Ruff “Impossible to say” Tuff “The tension continues to build.” He falls. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tuff “And time runs out for our plucky little anti-hero.” Ruff “I love a ticking sundial don’t you?” Tuff “Indeed” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Snotlout “Everybody saw that right?” Tuff “Yes we did my friend. And it was delightfull” Ruff “Good sir, can you react it for us?” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tuff “I fear not fair maiden. Hookfang made a decisive choice in that moment and thus acted upon it.” Ruff “Mm…showing not telling. The number one rule in theater. And what better way to do it then by SETTING ONE AFLAME!!!!!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tuff “No, not going ferrel!” Ruff “The cruelest turn of events! Wait-what’s going ferrel mean?” Tuff “I have no idea” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tuff “Bravo! Bravissimo! Encore! Ah, what theater!” Ruff “Yes and what a cliffhanger!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tuff “Classic romantic comedy pairadime. Boy gets dragon, boy loses dragon, dragon falls asleep, boy eats, boy falls asleep, dragon eats.” Ruff “Oh, gets me every time” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tuff “What can he do? Hookfang have forsaken him. I too would be depress-ed if Barf and Belch forsokedeth me.” Ruff “And if I forsaked thee? Tuff “Ehh, wouldn’t bother me.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tuff “Another cruel twist! Snotlout rejects the new suitors. Be gone pretenders, and never return! I HAST FORSOKEDST THOU!!!!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tuff “Time to call in the understudy” Ruff “Hey Fishlegs, how’s your Snotlout?” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tuff “A true underdog story” Ruff “Yes the apex of drama-tergy” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tuff “Bloodthirsty!” Hiccup “Tuffnut” Tuff “Sorry. Writers embellishment!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tuff “The climax approaches!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tuff “You just don’t see enough happy endings these days. Snotlout, Oy Oy Oy! Oy Oy Oy!”
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