#shameless selfship

[sinful-creechur]

heads up, i WILL be subjecting you (my one mutual 😭) to my selfship stuff

speaking of-

shameless selfship under the cut, but using you/your for funzies. not really nsfw, just a slight, very badly written innuendo

cw// not very well written 😭

DNI: AGELESS BIOS, PROSHIP

thinking about the spot getting flustered during his first encounter with you.

not only did he trip on a pebble of all things, you were gorgeous.

for a split second, he thinks of all kinds of domestic scenarios with you.

cooking for you, gifting you a rock he found that he thought you would like, falling asleep on the couch together-

stop it! no, bad spot!

he knows he probably doesn’t have a chance with you. i mean, you’re a spider-person! you have to capture him and take him back to your boss, right?

even if he wasn’t a threat to the multiverse, you would never be into him. look at him! he doesn’t even have a real face! how could you ever be into him?

if the circumstances were different- like if he still looked like a real person, maybe- maybe he would have a chance…

…

…why are you looking at him like that?

you’re supposed to be attacking him by now, why aren’t you? don’t you want him locked up?

“…no.”

what do you mean no? that’s like, your whole job.

“not my style. i like to do my own thing.”

…

…huh.

so… you’re not going to hurt him?

oh, your laugh is like music to his ears…

“well, i could…”

“…but only if you ask nicely~.”

[ozberon]

I depend on you

[zensbae]

So THIS picrew was going around and I couldn’t help but make some shameless Zen content (first with my mc, and second with me~)

[bee-self-ships]

See this elf?

I love him.

That is all.

[bee-self-ships]

Reblog if you steal your f/os clothes or they steal yours. You all are adorable beans!!!

[bee-self-ships]

ITS LOVING YOUR F/O HOURS BAYBEEEEE

comment or reblog with anything you wanna say about your f/o

[bee-self-ships]

imagine your f/o jumping into your arms, but they’re heavier than you and you both fall over

[bee-self-ships]

Reblog if you'd take a bullet for your f/os. Just because we love them.