#shapes.txt

[pyroselkie]

About to try a Cake Experiment and test out a semi-original recipe I've had in mind for a while now. Updates to come.

[pyroselkie]

Walked into the bubble tea place and got asked if I want my usual order. Didn't even need to scan my card she just knew my details. Gang I think I've made it.

[pyroselkie]

On one hand I absolutely understand why people like headcanoning Ntsm as a submissive bottom but on the other hand. What the fuck is wrong with you if you think that Ntsm is a submissive bottom (/lh). Literally what part of him. He HATES not being in control especially after he previously had his control over awful situations stripped away. If anyone tried to dom him he would react violently on impulse.

Also he chronically hates being perceived as feminine by others and he is NOT sufficiently out of The Ooze to decouple bottoming from femininity. ESPECIALLY if we're headcanoning him as transmasc (which, considering that this is my blog, yes we are).

Friends, mutuals, and cool followers 100% get a free pass but I just cannot see it, I'm sorry :(

[pyroselkie]

Mutuals who can cook I have a culinary question.

I just made myself dinner and it wasn't anything in particular but it was sausage (cut into discs), green bell pepper (diced), green beans (chopped), and yellow onion (diced) fried in bacon fat (bc I fried bacon yesterday morning and I like to use the leftover fat). I added salt and pepper and one (1) crushed and chopped clove of garlic (I don't particularly like garlic but sometimes it's good and necessary).

It tasted good, the texture was good bc the sausage was soft and the green beans were crunchy and the green pepper and onions were in the middle and I liked it a lot.

BUT I wanna ask if anyone has any ideas of anything to add or remove or take away. I'm considering putting it over rice next time but I think it might be good to add some kind of sauce or spice except I don't know how to differentiate different spices or how to tell what they're adding and I don't have enough money to blow on buying a bunch of spices and experimenting.

All suggestions / ideas are appreciated <3

[pyroselkie]

Hey real quick genuine question that I would like a response for (anyone who sees this is free to respond). Does anyone else feel like they're pushing uncooked potatoes through a mesh / sieve whenever they're saying words out loud?

Like not just talking about something specific or to specific people, just in general.

I can talk 100% fine sometimes if it's with someone I fully trust to understand me or if it's about a topic I'm especially confident in (keyword: especially) or if I have a word-by-word script to follow. But anything other than that I would like to only say a few words at a time please thank you. (Or like, I CAN speak just fine but it takes strained effort and I can't speak at all if I'm too overstimulated or having a meltdown.) (My throat hurts if I speak too much when I'm not feeling it.)

Is this normal or weird and to what degree?

Because if it's not 100% normal then I think my new years resolution is going to be to speak less (as in, irl) (does not extend to typing / writing / AUs).

[pyroselkie]

I had a character idea and was about to project it onto my blorbo but then paused and realised that I can make a wonderful OC instead. 😌

[pyroselkie]

cringe culture is dead i'm going to make an au where all of the characters are serial killers BECAUSE i said so. i am playing with my tuoys and they are stabbing each other with knives but they'll be okay don't worry about it. my first fandom was creepypasta can you blame me. i need to return to my roots. 13 year old selkie who liked edgy bullshit and psychological horror and murderbetrayal and didn't understand why they didn't like being called a girl yet was RIGHT.

[pyroselkie]

Hi one quastion. What if I made a sideblog specifically to talk about my au/fic ideas? Because talking about the ideas is way easier than writing them from scratch to the level of quality that I often hold myself to.