#shave ice asks

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this further validates chrono trigger being my favorite game of all time because you could literally beat the boss first thing and the credits would roll if you actually managed it

Chrono Trigger is absolutely valid! It would be a hard time but you can do it and WIN baybee!

[applbutter]

What IS LobCorp anyway, aside from sounding like the sort of enterprise responsible for your every waking nightmare?

Ey, yo, you wanna be a manager of the SCP Foundation?

Well too bad, they’re not hiring. However, Lobotomy Corporation is hiring, and they would be happy to have you! The human race is using way too much power, and the only way to harvest enough energy to sustain ourselves is by researching Abnormalities! There are so many exciting opportunities, such as customizing your own agents, contracting eldritch beings to murder other, less cooperative eldritch beings, and violating numerous human rights!

There are many exciting Abnormalities to work with, such as:

a Bathtub Full of Blood

This Small, Cute and Occasionally Agitated Bird

Hundreds of Butterflies in a Suit

Three Different Varieties of Magical Girl

So Many Spiders

and, uh…

…this friend.