#she's clueless

[fruitypieq]

[thebestsandiever]

Sis’ first impression of the SDMN

So I did a funny thing one night where I asked my sister what she thought about the Sidemen when seeing their appearance. And so...this is what she thought: 

Josh/Zerkaa:

- looks like Drake 

- actually looks like a nice person 

- he’s 27 years? 

- doesn’t think she would date him 

Simon/Miniminter: 

- not her type 

- seems nice 

- really tall

- hair is having a party 

- 26 years?

Tobi/TBJZL: 

- looks nice and handsome 

- she likes him and would date him

- looks a bit intimidating 

- has good hair 

- 25 or 26 years? 

JJ/KSI: 

- has a sick body 

- no coloured hair 

- would date (because he seems rich..) 

- nice enough 

- 24 years? 

Ethan/Behzinga: 

- hot objectively??

- the body 

- probably 27? 

- would date him :) 

Vikk/Vikkstar123: 

- quite hot 

- would date him out of all of the SDMN 

- cute

- he’s 24? 

- her type 

Harry/Wroetoshaw: 

- really cute

- would date him 

- looks like a gentleman 

- 23 years? 

Bonus! I added Callux and Freezy also! 

Callum/Callux: 

- either 30 or 20? 

- would not date 

- looks like he has a child that she wouldn’t know of 

Callum/Calfreezy: 

- the gamer type 

- he’s 25? 

- would not date him 

First impressions done.

Now Tinder. 

[kind-of-crazy-butthatsokay]

Theory of Entanglement

I think it is time I share another snippet of this WIP. I just can’t seem to keep my thoughts about this to myself and I do so love to drop some teasing hints and anecdotes. So... here ya go. 

...

Dragging the door of the fridge open, Yara started unpacking her groceries, sorting away her things and laying aside what didn't belong into the fridge. She did startle for a moment when the creaky door of the appliance swung outwards and revealed a perfectly clean, but empty interior. There was literally nothing inside. Nothing at all.

It made her wonder what on earth Adam and Eve ate. In fact, she'd not once seen them eat anything whatsoever. Granted, Yara had only been here for about two days and the couple did seem to be somewhat nocturnal, so maybe that was why she'd never seen them eat.

...

*chuckles* Yes, keep telling yourself that, Yara. I love to write this, because I know so much more about the situation than she does and it’s hilarious to experience her cluelessness as I write her 😂

Man, this work might become my favourite one so far.  

[askwaterwitch-perbear]

=👽= “I’m ba-what happened?”

[kyoukanijiku-official]

They say the heart is on the left, but with you, it feels right 🥰💗

...Should I be concerned with the fact that you seems to feel your heart in the wrong side of your body?

[corrupted-solar-au]

What's a dimension Hopper????

દᵕ૩

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[maris-snack-shop]

Hey Mawi how do you feel about murdering Santa Claus

Who's Santa Claus?

[the-algid]

I made my aunt listen to TMA

So she likes it which is awesome, but she also has no idea, what’s happening, and what is going to happen. She think Martin killed Gertrude, she thinks Basira X Jon is gonna be a thing, she also doesn’t like Michael. It’s hilarious but also difficult, I wanna tell her, but I can’t!