#she's cracked the code

[daedalusloom]

I have a deal with my partner that I cook and she washes the dishes.

I'm afraid that she's discovered a loophole wherein she can let the dishes stack up for a couple of days, then have sex with me, and I'll do the dishes while she takes a shower.

[neck-thats-made-for-bruising]

My mom came up to me while I was making dinner and said 'are you better than my other kids or are you just sneakier?'

....

[catnoirfanclub]

My mom has finally figured out the correct way to bribe me

food