I have a deal with my partner that I cook and she washes the dishes.
I'm afraid that she's discovered a loophole wherein she can let the dishes stack up for a couple of days, then have sex with me, and I'll do the dishes while she takes a shower.
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I have a deal with my partner that I cook and she washes the dishes.
I'm afraid that she's discovered a loophole wherein she can let the dishes stack up for a couple of days, then have sex with me, and I'll do the dishes while she takes a shower.
My mom came up to me while I was making dinner and said 'are you better than my other kids or are you just sneakier?'
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My mom has finally figured out the correct way to bribe me
food