#she's cracked the code

[daedalusloom]

I have a deal with my partner that I cook and she washes the dishes.

I'm afraid that she's discovered a loophole wherein she can let the dishes stack up for a couple of days, then have sex with me, and I'll do the dishes while she takes a shower.

[catnoirfanclub]

My mom has finally figured out the correct way to bribe me

food