#she's really grumpy

[vaciena]

God I have so much Hal muse rn

[luxettenebra]

Revan’s just over here like “I’m going to shock whoever talks to me next I swear by the Force.”

[hel-inherbones]

"Why is everyone so in an uproar over here... Death's supposed to be quiet..."

Hel looked up. “I think you’ll find that the act of death is very rarely quiet. Though I’m not sure what uproar you’re referring to exactly. Care to explain?”

[wiltedxflowers]

Interview with Catlynne

((For no reason, really.))

1. What is your name?

“Catlynne, Cat is what most people call me though.”

2. What is your real name?

“Catlynne Menethil, or Catlynne Proudmoore. I’d perfer the second option, if you will.”

3. Do you know why You Were called that?

“I am guessing one of my parents like cats? I am sure it has a deeper meaning, but I have no clue what it would be.”

4. Are you single or taken?

"I have no love life, and I have no problems.”

5. Have any abilities or powers?

"I have the Light, and a sword. I also have an incredible ability of losing energy without doing anything.”

6. Stop Being a Mary Sue.

“I wish I had a clever answer to this, but I really don’t!”

7. What’s your eye color?

“Blue greenish, I shared the color with dad for a while. I need glasses sometimes though, because the holy Light is very bad for your eyesight if you look at it directly. It’s kind of like looking at the Sun, actually.”

8. How about your hair color?

“Light blonde, with silver streaks, because stress is an ass.”

9. Have you any family members?

“My mom Jaina, and my aunt Calia. Possibly. Maybe. Don’t take my word for it though, she’s probably dead.”

10. Oh? What about pets?

“I had a horse named Charger when I was younger, but it was taken by the Scourge. Now I technically have my dad’s steed, Invincible, but I don’t do a good job at taking care of it. I can’t recall the last time I saw him.”

11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you do not like.

“I don’t like pretty much anything or anyone in the same level, but most recently I’ve grown to despise little kids. They look at me with their pleading, sad eyes and make me feel guilty. As if I could’ve done anything about the fact that the Scourge murdered their parents.”

12: Do you have any hobbies / activities you like doing?

“In my free time I like to eat and sleep and repeat. On those occasional times when I am required to do something more productive, I go shopping and waste all the money we have.”

13. Ever hurt anyone before?

“I’ve hurt criminals, and demons. And Scourge, but they’re things not people, so that shouldn’t count.”

14. Ever … killed anyone before?

“Obviously, as a paladin, it’s practically my duty. But like I said, criminals only.”

15. What kind of animals are you?

“I am one grumpy cat.”

16. Name your worst habits.

“I smoke, I am very lazy, and I am also very sarcastic in innapropriate moments. I am also quite irresponsible and I like to judge people quite a lot.”

17. Do you look up to anyone at all?

“I used to look up to dad, but not so much anymore. I think I’d like to become more clever like mom, so she’d be proud of me.”

18. Gay, straight, or bisexual?

“Bisexual.”

19. Do you go to school?

“I have no plans for future, so what’s the point anyway? I don’t go to school, but I do study holy magic so mom isn’t dissapointed.”

20. Do you ever want to marry and Have kids one day?

“No way in Hell.”

21: Do you have any fanboys / fangirls?

“I am an awfull person, I can’t see anyone admiring me.”

22. What are you MOST afraid of?

“I don’t have much to lose, so I fear dissapointing my parents. Or one parent, actually, but nevertheless.”

23. What do you usually wear?

“Plate armor. If not then something golden and blue. And also glasses, from time to time.”

24. Do you love someone?

“Besides what’s left of my family, not really. I used to have lots of crushes as a kid, before the fall of Lordaeron, but keep in mind that I used to be really stupid.”

25. When was the last time you wet yourself?

“Uh… twelve years ago?”

26. Well, it’s not over yet!

“Awesome. I have all day.”

27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class)

“I am pretty high class, though I really wish I wasn’t. So much preassure is really bad for your sanity.”

28. How many friends do you have?

“I don’t get along with people very well. Apparently I am an asshole. However, those few friends I had were killed by the Scourge. My psychologist is a good friend, but she has too many patients for us to actually spend time together.”

29. What are your thoughts on pie?

“I don’t eat anything that has grain in it. Not untill it’s been tested by a few dozen people first.”

30. Favorite drink?

“I like any type of alcohol. I drink a lot because that’s probably the only awesome advantage that comes with being an adult.”

31. What’s your favorite place?

”Lordaeron, even though now it’s quite depressing to look at.”

32. Are you interested in someone?

“I am interested in seeing my former math teacher burn in hellfire, if that counts.”

33. What’s your bra cup size and / or how big is your willy?

“That’s not how you talk to a lady, you moron.”

34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean?

“Ocean, obviously. Do some research on my family.”

35. What’s your type?

“You probably need to be really rich. And a paladin. And actually alive. Rotting flesh is a bit of a turn off.”

36. Any fetishes?

“We met literally like two minutes ago, and that’s kind of personal.”

37. Seme or Uke? Top or Bottom? Dominant or Submissive?

“Uh… I don’t really feel comfortable answering this.”

38. Camping or indoors?

“If camping involves five-star kitchen, a comfortable bed and a sketch book that never runs out of sheets of paper, then it still wouldn’t even come close to how awesome it is indoors.”

39. Are you wanting to end the interview?

“No, I like talking to someone who’s interested in talking about me.”

40. Now it’s over! Tag five people:

Anyone who wants to! ^^