#shells speaks

[its-shells]

“me and etho’s destinies are entwined like none other, and you’re along for the ride!” - grian to mumbo

there is a silly fic in here somewhere i just KNOW it

[greeneyezblackheart]

Axl Rose ➡️ David Johansen ➡️ Mick Jagger

Izzy Stradlin ➡️ Johnny Thunders ➡️ Keith Richards

80s ➡️ 70s ➡️ 60s

The generational parallel is mind numbing. 🤯

[its-shells]

grian almost calling joel scar when he starts screaming at him for taking damage… they’re insane

[its-shells]

“i’ll go with you, because i know how to manipulate him” - bdubs, about etho (a totally normal sentiment)

[its-shells]

everyone else’s idea of payback: idk set their base on fire or something

tango’s idea of payback: spend half the episode to LURE THE HORRIFYING MONSTROSITY FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE WORLD TO YOUR ENEMY’S HOUSE (and then have it backfire horrifically but hey)

the fact that this MADMAN did not end the day on red is really a testament to how insane tango is when it comes to dangerous minecraft mobs

(this is why i’m rooting for him to win okay)

[its-shells]

gem just DECIDING to recruit people to kill the ender dragon, for no apparent reason, was so incredibly convenient for bdoubleO “hard task to kill the ender dragon” 100

[its-shells]

something about scott smajor being cursed to outlive his partners

something about cleo dying first

something about him making damn sure it won’t happen with pearl

[its-shells]

Grian: I’m just going to make a content generator task for removing Ren’s claim from all the shops, nothing crazy, we’re not starting a rebellion here.

Impulse, immediately upon getting the task: Revolution? I can has revolution? I’m starting a revolution.