#shepirate

[hannaharendelle]

TEXT || HARRAH

Harriet: You are not adopting me.

Hannah: Pretty please? With a carrot on top?

[kinglyben]

TEXT || BEN x HARRIET

Harriet: Why do I have your number?

Harriet: Is this automatically programmed into peoples phones?

Harriet: Or is this a VK thing?

Ben: Oh, I mean, I did make sure every VK had it when they got to Auradon in case they ever needed anything.

Ben: But I've known all the AKs since we were kids and unless they deleted it, probably all of them have it, too.

[kinglyben]

@shepirate:

Seriously? That’s the part of this that you want to address? You AK landlubbers are weird. Someone just asked me if I wanted to sleep with you and your reply centers around a welcome speech? Take it you’re this beastly King then huh? Tell me, are you cursed the same way your father was?

No, I just genuinely felt bad for overlooking you when you got here. I know I’ve talked to both of your siblings, I didn’t mean to forget you. I mean, everyone knows I’m not planning on sleeping with anyone until I get married, it’s just very complicated, being king. If things don’t work out it could just get messy with claims about a royal heir and things like that, and while I don’t really think people would do that... But sorry, that’s too much information and it doesn’t even answer your question. No, I don’t have my father’s curse, although sometimes when I get mad I do worry about going ‘beast mode’. I love my dad, but I don’t want to be like him.

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