GLIMMER: Fuck, we don’t have time for a comic relief gag episode mocking mystery novels! I’m angsty, I still haven’t fully grieved my mom’s endless imprisonment, and I’m STRESSED AS ALL FUCK! Doesn’t help I’ve got you and Flutterina all up on my shit, too!
ADORA: Wait, Flutterina’s giving you shit? Why would she do that...
GLIMMER: I get Shadow Weaver was your abuser, but I’m DESPERATE AS FUCK for a mother figure right now and the ENTIRE Bright Moon leadership is composed of angsty 20 somethings. Like what, am I supposed to cry into the shoulder of the paladin? She’d never respect me ever again!
ADORA: Wait, you’ve been crying? Wait, you’ve been crying into Shadow Weaver’s shoulder? And she let you?
GLIMMER: You won’t respect me as a queen, you won’t fuck me like you fuck that damn cat, I can’t win in any fucking front!
ADORA: I’m going to need a mother figure after this... or a therapist. Does Bright Moon have therapists? If not, that explains a lot.
