Feb 23, 2021
Client: *sobbing*
Sherlock: ah, I see you are distressed... I'll make some tea.
Client: oh no thank you I dont want tea
Sherlock: ...I didnt know that was optional... coffee?
Client: ah no I dont want a drink, thank you though.
Sherlock: john! What do I do now?
John: just sit down
Sherlock: I really wish you wouldnt force me to communicate with riff raff john! They are rude and stupid and smell out the apartment.
Client: uh.. I can hear you
Sherlock: good for you, can you understand what you hear though?
John: I'm going to bed. *leaves*
Sherlock: looks like someone just made first place in my next experiment
Client: are you going to kill me?
Sherlock: quite possibly. Tea?