So I just got off the phone with my mother who lives in San Diego and she says "well let me update you on the latest, because I will probably be going to 'college' sooner than you expect..." Then she proceeds to tell me about three car accidents that she had in (I guess) the last two months. So she's been hiding stuff from me and so has my sister/all of them in San Diego. So of course after she asks me how I'm doing, I ask her what she's up to tonight and she tells me she's about to "go play bridge." I asked her if she planned on driving/suggested that she might want to take other means of transportation. She told me she was taking her bicycle and we laughed for almost 5 minutes. The joy in my night. She asked me who I'm getting ready to marry. I told her "I haven't found the suitable prospect." She suggested that I try Chinese wtf? #mommadiaries #whatamigonnadowithher #shecraycray #shesswim20lapsadayat70sumpthin #Friday #AUTHOR #authorpreneur (at East Atlanta Multimedia, Inc)