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shi's turn ons: holding hands, playing poker (and winning), murdering a man
NO WAY | MEH | NOT BAD | MMM | YEAH BABY | FUCK YES RIGHT NOW
I’m just laughing tbh. I don’t know if those things necessarily “turn her on” but she’s all for all 3 of those things. Maybe even all at the same time. Like holding hands with her girlfriend as she plays poker with some assholes and kills a guy who’s winning so she gains the advantage. Or something like that??
was it shiloh who liked to beat up musicians bc I cant remember whos fantroll it was and I Want to Know
Yes, she loves beating them with their own instruments.
one of your ships with rachael!!!
makes the bed in the mornings: No one, probably. Jesco if he feels like it.
has sole posession of the T.V. remote: Shiloh. But I don't think they watch that much TV.
is the bigger cuddler: Jesco.
does the laundry: Jesco, but Shiloh tries to help sometimes.
mows the lawn: Shiloh, because Jesco does everything else.
shops for groceries: Jesco.
comes home drunk at 3am: Shiloh.
makes breakfast: Jesco.
remembers to feed the fish: Jesco.
decorates the apartment: Shiloh does not, but I feel like Jesco probably doesn't either.
initiates duets: I doubt either of them would.
falls asleep first: Shiloh.
Initiating physical contact is the most nerve-wracking thing int he world for Shiloh. Especially if it's something that could be even remotely sexual. Part of it is just being fairly uncomfortable with other people and another part of it is a constant fear that he's not allowed to do the things he wants to do. He will sit at Jesco's place for hours on end and try to work up the nerve to do something as simple as put a hand on his knee. But he psychs himself out and always ends up retreating.
Eventually, as he gets more comfortable around people, he doesn't have as much anxiety over the small stuff. He will touch Jesco's arm in public and kiss him when they're alone. But anything more than that and he really can't bring himself to do it without being prompted by the other person involved.
Random facts about Cain before I sleep because Rachael is the worst.
His dad taught him how to play poker when he was ten. They played for the high high stakes of oreos and sometimes chips ahoy.
His poker face is a finely tuned evil smirk, that doesn't change no matter what. His tells are almost non-existent to people who haven't played him enough to look for them. But when he knows he's going down he looks off to the left a little more than usual.
It's also worth nothing that if he's playing for cash, he's probably cheating. Never play Cain with his deck. Cards are marked and he's always got a few aces hidden in his sleeves (literally).
His older sister taught him how to fight because their brother was an asshole who always took roughhousing just a step too far. In hindsight, he'll tell you that that's probably why he gets his ass kicked only always. He's learned that the best and only way he's ever going to win a fight is to be faster than the guy who wants to kill him.
He sketches. Weird little fucking and somewhat disturbing doodles. They're pretty good but also just fucking weird and people who see them generally suggest that he get his head checked because he's clearly disturbed (he's not, just eccentric).
He almost never speaks in complete sentences and his accent (rural southern from coastal Alabama) makes his words sound choppy.
He's a douche but he never forgets to say "ma'am."
He's a con man and a petty criminal.
He lives in a run down house with four other equally sketchy as fuck people.
He's spectacular at reading people and pin pointing a person's tells in a game is his specialty. It only takes him a few rounds to figure most people out. He'd rather win an honest game than risk getting caught cheating. People are less likely to sucker punch him when he leaves if they get robbed in an honest game.
excalibur1x1 asked you:
Kid meme: Cerys/Lucien; Shiloh/Ben
CERYS/LUCIEN
Name: Ava Greer. or Vaughan. Or Greer-Vaughan. Cerys doesn't honestly like either of their families so thinks they should give themselves a new name. She is not even joking.
Gender: Female. Just to surround him with ladies haha.
General Appearance: Dark, dark hair, brilliant blue eyes. Mid height - likely 5"6/5"7 so Cerys is the shortest of the family.
Personality: Sassy, smart, takes after her mother with her mouth but has her father's heart. She is loyal and always, always fights for the under dog. Very intelligent and I imagine both parents try to encourage her to make something of herself.
Special Talents: Does having a silver tongue count? She's expectionally good at getting what she wants.
Who they like better: I don't think it's a matter of who she likes better but I imagine she totally has Lucy wrapped around her little finger. And the other nine too.
Who they take after more: Personality wise she seems outwardly more like Cerys but Lucien's goodness shines through in her, she's much more loving than Cerys can be.
Personal Head canon: Growing up she always wanted to be a superhero, in the end however she became a doctor and actually works in a clinic which caters to those who can't afford health care.
Face Claim: I have no idea. Emmy Rossum? Alexandria Deddario?
SHILOH/BEN
Name: Something traditional. Maybe Matthew? Something along those lines.
Gender: Male. Though depending on what their relationship becomes I can see them having more. She wants a couple of kids at least.
General Appearance: Olive skinned, with his daddy's eyes and dark, dark hair of his mother Model good looking most likely. Tats at an early age and Shiloh just sighs because he's far too much like his daddy.
Personality: Reserved so he takes after her in this way but very artistic. Leans more toward writing however than the art of either of his parents. His humour is dry and sarcastic which is something he's got from Shiloh.
Special Talents: He is a font of useless facts. Shiloh has no idea where he gets half of it from and if he doesn't know something he will make a story up on the spot.
Who they like better: I can't imagine it's an either or thing. I can imagine they're a very close knit family.
Who they take after more: Neither honestly. They're both very artistic, I think he will be influenced a lot by whatever household he ends up in.
Personal Head canon: As a child his favourite thing ever was telling all the school kids about the fact that daddy had two wives. Which caused lots of confusion as it was a different story every single time.
Face Claim: You would be better at this XD I fail at FCs.
shiloh typically gets jittery around monsters who are carnivore based
but he tries to hide it b/c he likes to feel big and bad