shinee as pasta
Onew: Lasagna
Onew loves cheesy puns. What else is cheesy as heck? That’s right. Lasagna. Another key feature of lasagna? its many layers. He is the most multilayered person in the world, inside and out. How does one go from tofu icon to singing an opera piece IN ITALIAN?? Speaking of ITALIAN, lasagna is a key staple of Italian food. As well, it’s got the little wiggly edges, just like his hair circa sherlock era.
Jonghyun: Macaroni
Just as macaroni can be consumed in a multitude of forms in virtually every mood you could think of, so can Jonghyun’s music. He could do a collab with literally anyone and it would be amazing, similar to how you can put virtually anything in macaroni and it will still taste good. He is literally iconic, no one does it like him, cannot be compared to others - just like macaroni. Additionally, when he wore that powerpuff girls outfit it transported me directly to my childhood, just as macaroni does. Best quality: his wiggles
Key: Farfalle
Key is all about fashion. Bowties? Part of fashion. As well, farfalle, in addition to being pasta (good) has a special twist. Key also has a special twist in his witty humour and personality. Farfalle is also a very classy kind of pasta, but is still cute due to being in little bow tie shapes. Key is a very classy kind of guy, but similarly still has cuteness within him. Finally, a lot of the ways to prepare farfalle require you to have Taste, just as you need Taste in order to fully appreciate the almighty Key.
Minho: Spaghetti
Minho is very tall and thin. Spaghetti is very tall and thin. Does more need to be said? No, but I will say it anyway. Spaghetti is seen as a “basic” kind of pasta. However, its true worth is often underrated by society - just. like. Minho. He brings tons of energy to crowds of screaming fans, just as a plate of spaghetti brings energy to a house of screaming children. We do not deserve him just as we do not deserve spaghetti, and yet here we are. Additionally, Minho is extremely competitive, just as spaghetti competes with all other forms of pasta.
Taemin: Radiatore
Taemin is chaotic evil, and so is radiatore. The only other chaotic evil pasta in the world is penne lisce, but Taemin is not basic nor is he a sin. Taemin is known for his dancing. Dancing involves a lot of wiggling and turning, and he often moves in so many different directions that it is hard to keep up - just like radiatore. Like actually, what the heck is that pasta. No one can predict what’s going to happen next with either Taemin or radiatore. They are also both shy because I have never actually seen radiatore in my life (it’s hiding because it’s shy).
