#shiny shiny

[thespliffbunker]

Shoes.. Black .. One Pair Of..

[jackofonetrade-nightvision]

I chewed him up and fed him to my babies 🪱🪱🐦

(I wanted to play my oc instead of marketable plush Coyle 💔)

He wouldn't have had it any other way

(//that makes sense, I honestly thought you got wiped off the face of the planet 😭)

[jackofonetrade-nightvision]

Come here and open your mouth so I can feed you!!!! I chewed up worms just for you!!!!!!!! 🪱🪱🪱🐦

A little late for dinner, but who's counting?

[jackofonetrade-nightvision]

put on the cat ears. put on the cat ears i'm serious or ill hit u with this brick 🧱 NOWWW!!

Fine, Jesus Christ. I try to go one day without someone turning me into a cat man furry thing, but noooooooo. I can't live in this place, Easterman, LET ME OUT.

[jackofonetrade-nightvision]

The anon that asked when you last went to the dentist is right. Your breath fucking stinks

— @cliffs-journal

I can have other defence mechanisms besides the machete, GOD

[jackofonetrade-nightvision]

When’s the last time you’ve been to the dentist? Those goggles might hurt with their Bigass lights.

Uhhhhhhh..... Does being in Gooseberry's trials count? I think that counts. Also don't even put that image in my head, it's painful just thinking about it, eugh... Like staring into the sun

[jackofonetrade-nightvision]

Puppy just got to walk by the river, have ice cream and now is going home or getting some sort of cool drink/snack! There were supposed to be drumming but there was none unfortunately but I still had fun -🍁

Sounds like a really fun day COUGH luckyassbitchimgonnabiteyou COUGh cough