Aug 14, 2025
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My friend just posted this and all I can think about is Mickey.
Shorty come running up on me with a knife??
Oh no booboo what is you doing?
Don't you know these hands rated E for everybody???
Including your dumbass 😂
These hands do not discriminate. Anybody can get it.
CALE MAKAR TO TIE IT!!!!
TRUTH!
Is it ok if i ship Jack and Ninty?
jack looked at ninty with his bug eyes, filled with excitement and a small sense of dread
“i love you and your soulless lightbulp eyes” he said, intensely staring at ninty’s 98 [REDACTED]
“Oh, Jack. I am “flattered” by your proposition. It makes me feel like I have horns growing out of my body.” ninty exclaimed, completeley butchering the actual meaning of this sentence
the human and machine then engaged each other, staring at each other’s soulless eyeballs, one pair organic and one pair mechanical.
the two of them started k*ss*ng each other, and even h*g at certain intervals, it was a very forbidden act, one that nobody should have ever looked at
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?
wait shit fuck i didnt mean to post this shit FUCK WHERE’S THE EDIT BUTTON WRONG STORY FUCK
Watched the Unicorn Store yesterday, and immediately decided that I need a fancy, glittering green suit. Stat.
convo between the hogwarts houses
Hufflepuff: where is gryffindor
Ravenclaw: oh, they got stuck in a door.
Hufflepuff: what?
Ravenclaw: they were trying to get their antlers to appear, and managed to do so while walking through a doorway. He got stuck.
Hufflepuff: where are they now?
Ravenclaw: i imagine they’re still there, unless they worked out how to get them to disappear.
Hufflepuff: what did you do about it?
Ravenclaw: i laughed.
Hufflepuff:
me and ma girls 🦋