#shitpost folder

[harkonnen-darkness]

Imagine Feyd leaning his head against your pregnant belly in bed and suddenly the baby starts kicking… 👀

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Feyd: My love language is gentle acts of violence… just let me bite you real quick!

I'll never forget my idea about the LB. Shit!

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༺ ❝𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐬!❞ ༻

Feyd says quite emotionlessly "Kiss" when he wants a kiss from you. If you don't do it directly, he repeats it again. Thinking that maybe you haven't heard his words. But if you still don't do it, for fun, he'll make you do it.

Sometimes he says it when you're both in bed. Sometimes after or even during your training (combat geography, muscle building, etc.)

If you don't do it on purpose, he will push you to the ground and growl at you, why you don't do what he wants you to do. If he feels like it, he'll bite you bloody here and there as punishment. A gentle kiss on his cheek might calm him down.

Never kiss his neck or collarbone in public. It will make him think of something completely different. 🖤😋 He prefers a few seconds kiss, so that everyone knows you are his. And that you don't break away from him too soon, he holds your jaw between his strong fingers.

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He loves your shower gels and perfumes. (As long as they don't smell like colorful flowers lol). But HIS scent on you - almost makes him swoon. He loves it unbelievably when you smell like his parfumes etc. From cuddling, sleeping together or fucking. Or when you take a shower in his chambers, crawling to him in bed and and he buries his nose in your neck to smell his shower gel on you.

Then, of course, he gives you some Love Bites. ❝𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞!❞

For Feyd it's a sign that you are his, when you smell like him! 🖤

Absolutely not toxic…

[harkonnen-darkness]

- 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭(𝐬) -

Feyd hates it when you freeze next to him at night. Nevertheless, he forces you to leave your upper body completely free. Skin to skin contact warms best. He doesn't like the idea of you getting sick at all. On the one hand, he wants you to be healthy. On the other hand, you will be weakened and therefore less or not at all fit for battle.

He would press you so hard against him that you would think, he could break your bones at any moment. You'll probably end up with a few bruises. He loves your trembling body when you climax, but not in the context of when you're miserable.

Perhaps he has some kind of fireplace in his chambers. He would light the fire, place you in the direction of the flames and press you against him from behind so that you are warmed from all sides. Yes, he prefers to have you in his chambers when you feel unwell.

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Feyd falling asleep:

O_O

o_o

°-°

=_=

-_-

*you moving slightly*

O_O 💭 what’s wrong? *predator instinct on again*

[harkonnen-darkness]

For those who are wondering what Feyd's voice sounds like in German. 🖤

At first I had a problem with the voice, but I've loved it for a few weeks now. That roughness, ah! 😍😮‍💨🫦

The movie was on again tonight at the cinema and I really enjoyed it. Last screening.

My buddy asked me, why I like Feyd. I just said ”Look at him!“ “Yes, THATS why I'm asking!“ 😫🥰

(Nothing against Austin, we all know that! 🖤)

[harkonnen-darkness]

Feyd wakes his wife up to lil bites on her hips.

he reminds me of a cat, somehow. a very agressive cat, though. that scene of him in the arena "having fun" with the fight, remembers me of how a cat would play with it's preys such as small animals.

so it isn't surprising if Feyd has random energy surges and all of sudden starts to bite his lover, not necessairly deep bites. :)

That’s so true, omg! 🖤😭🥰🐈‍⬛

Plus the purring I write sometimes. I'm sure he'd feel offended if his wife called him cat, but fuck it! 😈He would be like "What did you just say… to me??"