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Gladys in season 2 of El Marginal I am GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE (pun very much intended)

#el marginal #gladys guerra #(I know she referred to herself as 'gladys borges' on this show but it's for administrative purposes)#shitty screencap posts (TM)#if you thought my gladys thirst posts would end when I finished the other show then... you were not alone I thought so too dkfjhskj #the HOLD this woman has on me I will never be able to explain it #being a free woman is a great colour on you ma'am #imagine being married to this babe and a half and cheating on her mario borges you and I are not friends #fr though the JOY I feel when I remember I have one more season of The Gladys Show coming up #and more importantly I don't have to endure her simping for mario borges in it bc he is no longer on this earth how did I get so lucky???#speaking of mario borges being no longer on this earth though #I'm realizing that maybe the more grounded and laidback gladys that we meet in en el barro is not so incongruous with this version #because after losing both her husband and brother-in-law and being left alone to care for the latter's kid #it makes sense that she would stop fucking around and try to get her act together for that kid #(btw the fact that the kid is technically her nephew but she refers to him as her grandson MY HEART)#and also I'd wager that without mario a life of crime is not as appealing as it used to be when she has no one to share it with #so anyway if nothing else watching this show is being quite informative in terms of getting a better sense of gladys's character and story #(me? making a men's prison show all about a female character?? it's more likely than you'd think!)

I'm not good company anymore, look what I've become. You were right not to come back here. No. I was an idiot. I was an idiot for not showing up, for not coming to see you. But things were pretty rough on the outside, you know? It got complicated. You didn't deserve that.

#en el barro #in the mud #gladys guerra #yael rubial #shitty screencap posts (TM)#I was trying not to get myself to psyched up about them because something about the latest ep I watched + the description for the next one #sort of gave me the impression that maybe they're trying to flesh out the new/supporting characters #perhaps in preparation for a gladys-less season 3 and I didn't wanna play myself #but I haven't been able to stop thinking about this scene so now I have to subject you all to it c'est la vie #like do you ever cry because yael is the only person in that godforsaken prison whom gladys doesn't have a transactional r'ship with #she pawns off hostage caretaking duties onto nicole even though that's GLADYS'S hostage purely so she can go see yael at the infirmary #for no other reason than she wants to see how she is #like yael is not involved in any of gladys's shenaningans and gladys doesn't need anything from her #she is motivated 100% by her lingering feelings for her and atp it doesn't even matter if they're platonic or romantic tbh #she just genuinely cares about yael and I wanna fucking PUKE #it's gladys wiping away yael's tears for me though #especially because the way she does it is like she's only caressing her cheek SOMEBODY SEDATE MEEEEE #(me? microanalyzing the way an actress does something purely to prop up my delulu prison ship? it's more likely than you'd think!)#I just can't get over it bro like this is gladys FUCKING guerra she was married to the borges ringleader (whoever they are meant to be idk)#she kidnapped some rich kid and is keeping him locked up within her own prison and to her that's just a regular tuesday night #she is not afraid of anything (except for cancer which is valid) but she becomes this gooey marshmallow when it comes to yael I AM NOT OK #I don't know how to interpret this scene though in terms of whether it implies they got back together or what #cause I could see it going both ways I mean other inmates mentioned them having sex but we never actually saw it #so it does seem like this relationship is being portrayed with lots of things being left up to the imagination which is a bummer #anyway I will go down with this ship is the point of this lame ass post :((((

I'm afraid that those 0.05 seconds of queenpin Gladys back in business on the outside in episode 2.01 may have permanently altered my brain chemistry.

#en el barro #in the mud #gladys guerra #shitty screencap posts (TM)#I'm sorry this comes across better in motion but I can't gif for shit and no one else is going to so what are ya gonna do #jesus christ where does she get off hoarding all that swag leave some for the rest of us ma'am!!#also the way she is constantly fat-shamed by both dumbass inmates and law enforcement/authority figures #and yet the show still makes it abundantly clear that she could definitely fuck you up in the best or worst way possible your choice #anyway so far season 2 (after one ep to be fair) has 100% less la gallega 100% less r*pists and 300+% more lesbians LFG!!!!!!#soledad and nicole??? I am SEATED even if I fear that might be the beginning of soledad's exit storyline if she's banging la gringa's girl #she might as well have signed her death warrant which sucks bc lesbianism made her 19897 times hotter smh why do you do this to me show #speaking of la gringa I don't think she'll reach la gallega levels of insufferable but she's pretty uncomfy to watch #I'm gonna need gladys to stay bi (that comment on la zurda's new 'working girls' gives me hope) and for her and yael to still be a thing #cause I don't want la gringa to be the only middle-aged female same-sex attracted representation #also the way yael's new girlfriend looks EXACTLY like alba flores is really tripping me up lmao #yael confirmed lesbian though which makes me wonder if gladys was her first (excellent choice) or if she already knew she was into women #she has a kid so she must have known at least one man in a biblical way but jury's still out on whether it was 'comphet' or genuine desire #I know the show will never dwell on that but these are the things that keep me up at night #this also probably won't happen but I would give anything for gladys to save her from drug addiction and bad infuences this season #soñar es gratis and all that

You guys are a couple. No, we're... business partners. But you are in love.

Inés and Mariana in El Tiempo de las Moscas / Time Flies

#el tiempo de las moscas #time flies #me? making #shitty screencap posts (TM)#about shows no one who follows me has ever seen (you can though it's on netflix)? must be a day that ends in Y #(lowkey obsessed with the english title though omg what a masterful way to convey exactly the meaning of the spanish title #AND use a wordplay that wouldn't work in the actual ORIGINAL language??? *chef's kiss*)#anyway MAKE IT GAY YOU COWARDS #literally WHY would you make mariana a lesbian if it was gonna serve NO PURPOSE WHATSOEVER ugh the lack of vision is ASTOUNDINGGG #the fact that it's canonically implied that mariana is lowkey in love with inés just adds insult to injury smh why is life so hard #carla peterson and nancy dupláa have such easy old married couple chemistry though you can tell they've worked together before #they could def have pulled a romance off if that had been the intention I guess we'll just have to imagine it :((((#ugh the fact that inés got herself into the tremendous pickle she got into EXCLUSIVELY to pay for mariana's cancer treatment I mean #atp only carol sturka jumping in front of air force one could match that level of grand gesture #but ugh I'm gonna be thinking about the tragedy of her story on this show for a while :(#the fact that she risked it all for mariana and even though it all worked out in the end #she ended up tanking her already tenuous relationship with her daughter in the process perhaps for good #at least her granddaughter seemed to not blame her for what happened and to be open to a relationship in the future so that was nice #and inés got a (very platonic) happy ending with her lesbian former prison-mate bff I guess it could've been worse #fourth one though like WHY are you sleeping in the same bed all snuggled up like that ladies y'all are KILLING MEEEEEE #and timing that perfectly with the use of “allies” in the voiceover was so funny lmao the most subtle no homo of all time #(nah jk you can tell their affection for each other and the way the expressed it was not out of '''kweerbaiting'''#but out the kind of bond that forms when you meet in prison and for better or worse each other is all you have idk it just felt natural)#the close-ups of both their arms snugly around the other's waists while riding on a motorcycle together were COMPLETELY unnecessary tho lma

If I had a nickel for every time I lost my goddamn mind over a framed soft-focus photo of my married lesbian OTP on a very important moment in their lives that is casually in the background of a scene I'd have 2 nickels, which is not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.