#shivers.txt

[decoyroid]

for the longest time i thought king from tekken or whatever just had a jaguar head and it was never explained. for some reason it didn’t click until just now that it’s a mask

[decoyroid]

still cant believe ive been making art for 10 years and cr/yptob/ros are shelling out a smooth couple thousand for ugly furry picrews and telling themselves theyre “supporting artists”. well how about you buy me something to eat and also a car and house for falling for that tripe. you obviously have lots of spare cash that you spend on monkey images instead of something useful

[decoyroid]

you know. i always say “beer is so disgustang” but i don’t think that counts considering i have taken straight shots of everclear no chaser. worst experience of my life on god. don’t drink straight everclear.

[decoyroid]

the funniest thing about people who don’t live in texas is that people don’t know our texan supermarket, H.E.B., stands for Howard E. Butt. why are you buying clothes at the butt store

[decoyroid]

gotta say this here and not where weird cryptobros and musk stans can find it (twitter) but are we really gonna trust elon musk to direct construction on a fucking chip in your brain to control your moods when the track record for his company is shoddily made cars that explode in your driveway and on the road (that the car’s malfunctions lock you inside during and turn your $130k piece of shit into a burning death trap.) much to think about. if that chip flops and it becomes unprofitable it’s going to become medically worrying trash in your head btw. it’s happened to other novel medical devices like ocular implants and it’ll happen to neuralink, stan hype be damned

[decoyroid]

sorry about not posting i was in the hospital lol

[decoyroid]

my favorite internet cat is still jazz. you know, blini cat.

here he is in a hat and bowtie. absolutely wonderful cat

[decoyroid]

it me birthday!