#shlorp

[knightofleo]

"A snack? For me?"

[mowonixia]

Didn't see enough of the silly shlorp meme for watermech so I took it upon myself!! There is a happy puddle under them.

[miku-earth]

Toronto art student miku (is this too niche) by shlorp

[emmariee]

Collection of Shlorp GIFs that show up when you search his name (Shlorp), Pleco, or Plecostomus! (I made these to honor him)

[danielhshaffer]

For me, one of the most iconic Summer moments is when I see a shlorp out there shlorping.

[bucketbender]

Rewatching the 5th season, there’s even more I wonder about Zarck.

Like, why was he here at all ? Every other team we saw only had four members. He said he was here to keep balance, which leads me to believe that the Shlorpian government knew that Terry and Korvo (and their replicants) were not fitted for the task, unlike all the other ships.

From what we’ve seen of Shlorp, which isn’t much at all, Terry and Korvo did not fit in their home planet from the beginning. For Terry, obviously we saw him unbutton his robe, come late in class, really just caring about having a good time, not being conform, etc. For Korvo, he was most definitely a work alcoholic in a way that wasn’t really suitable for Shlorp. Speculating here, as we didn’t literally see it in the show, but I think Korvo’s colleagues worked hard and well while also taking breaks, whereas Korvo probably worked all the time (breaks would mean talking with colleagues, and lord knows he sucks at socializing)

As for Jesse and Yumyulack, they were liabilities from the start. Needing someone else to grow properly. Seeing as one of the shlorpians didn’t understand why it was happening, something like this happening was a first - for this specific version of Shlorp anyway.

Which makes me think that the "Elders" put them all together, all of the worst shlorpians, and added their most competent and diligent general/commander to make sure they get the job done. Someone that would remind them every second of every day that they are shlorpians and have a mission. That they’re not here to explore a new planet and discover themselves and each other, but to follow their sole and unique purpose and expand their species.

Still, I don’t think we’ve seen how deep the Shlorpian rabbit hole goes quite yet. You know this episode of Rick and Morty which revealed that a lot of Morties were manufactured ? I feel like something equally horrible will be revealed in the next seasons. And Korvo and Terry miraculously escaped this whole "shlorpian conformism" protocol.

[mazyb0i]

Autistic lovesick boyfriend surprises adhd touchy boyfriend with a waist hug 💚💙

[unhingedandroidwoman]

This Unit must intake enough water daily to refresh, develop, and maintain its biological hardware.

Why is this unit not allowed to drink from puddles? They look so tasty and clear! It just wants to slurp it up like a dog please please please please please please please-