BIRTHDAY BOY X READER
You can clearly see that I'm trying to be as aesthetic as possible
NOTICE! → dom gender neutral reader, sub younger character, NSFW
MINOR DNI
Archie.
Meeting
It was his 18th birthday and everyone hated little Archie because he's a little whiny spoiled bitch so naturally everyone at his birthday is his mother and father
And his mother (bless her heart) she felt bad for her bitch ass son so she hired you and your friend's group to come to his birthday, so you'd assume it would be kind of awkward having a bunch of strangers on his birthday (it was) but who cares? you get cash and cake, win-win am I right?
So here he is sitting on his chair with his cake set on his kitchen table in front of him he had his eyes set on the cake so he didn't notice that everyone in his birthday party is a stranger besides his parents after he blew his dumb little candles out he looked around and realized wait- who are these people?
Oh wait it's gift time who cares?
As you friends start giving him the dumb ass gifts they got from the dollar store you start to realize you have to bring a gift in a birthday party
"hey, what about you? Where's my gift?"
"uhh I forgor"
Oh for fuck sake how can you forget to get a gift??
And now he's glaring at you whilst he's cutting the cake just great
While his mom was about to give you a piece of cake just like every one of your friends he stopped her
"um actually mom I think I want to talk to them for second"
Before she could answer he dragged you to his room probably still pity about the gift locking the door
" you think you can just come to my party without a gift? Well think again I want my gift and I want it now!"
"but I didn't bring anything"
"well you did bring yourself in here"
Before you can even ask him what he meant that mf got down on his knees in front of you crotch smirking like a little bitch and looking up at you
"doesn't that technically mean that you're my gift?..."
"no not really"
"but it has to be you I mean it's your fault you didn't bring me one"
"can I just give you two dollars or something?"
"but I wanna taste you..."
He doesn't look even a bit fazed by your offer nuzzling against your crotch like a bitch in heat
Bitch got you considering it I mean free cash, cake and oral? You can just snatch the cake after and go home...
"fine but nothing more and this doesn't make us anything"
"yes yes! Thank you..."
He almost jumped in joy when you said yes almost snatching your clothes off literally gawking at your privates like fucking pervert and you're sure you heard his mom yelling for him to come which he obviously didn't hear too busy digging his face in your privates doing everything he knows as pathetic virgin boy with never done something like this before
Anyway you got your oral and cash and his mom even gave you a piece of cake
He's not gonna start begging you for more right? RIGHT?













