Prank
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part 1 of 2
paige and azzi prank call their siblings
warnings: swearing, mentions of cheating
“who should i call first? lauren, ryan, or drew?” paige asks azzi while opening up her contacts.
“i feel like drew would care the most and ryan the least. so call ryan first.” azzi says already giggling at their late night idea.
it started when paige and azzi were laying in bed, scrolling through tiktok, and a video of a girl calling her sibling came up. she was asking her sibling to cover for her because she was cheating on her bf. it got azzi and paige thinking about what their siblings reactions would be.
they decided to give it a try. all together they have 5 siblings and they wanted to know what all their reactions would be.
they decided to call paige’s sibling first. they ended up calling paige’s oldest, younger brother first. paige honestly had no clue what he was gonna say.
ryan and paige are pretty close which ultimately ends with ryan and azzi being pretty close.
“alright you can’t laugh though az” paige states knowing how azzi gets when prank calling. they used to prank call all the time when they were teenagers and she would always giggle at the wrong time.
paige clicks ryan’s contact and it rings about 3 times before he answers.
“yo wassup” ryan says immediately
“hey buddy, you doing good?” paige responds trying to sound natural
“yeah pretty good, what bout you?”
“good but i need your help with something. and like you can’t tell anyone, not lauren, not mom, and ESPECIALLY not azzi. ok?” paige really emphasizes the “not azzi” part.
“uhh yeah sure, ok” ryan sounds unsure
“ok so last night i got pretty drunk and i ended up getting with a random girl and-“
paige was cut off before she was finished
“paige what the actual fuck are you saying right now!” ryan sounds confused and a little angry
azzi is beside paige trying so hard to not make a peep.
“no listen ryan please. i ended staying the night, and i need you to tell azzi that the girl is a family friend. please ryan” paige is putting on her best acting right now. and honestly she’s sounds pretty convincing.
“paige i love you, but that is so insanely fucked up. i can’t believe you cheated on azzi. she was like supposed to be my sister in law.” ryan is so disappointed
paige and azzi were both on the edge of breaking, so paige muted while ryan kept lecturing her.
“like the fact that you think id help you lie to her is crazy. you fucked up and you have to own that. i love you but i also love azzi. i’m sorry but im not helping you.”
paige looks at azzi who is like crying real tears and decides it’s time to call this off.
she unmutes and all ryan can hear is dying laughing from the two girls.
“what the-“ ryan mutters out when azzi starts talking
“ryan i love you too. thanks for having my back.” azzi says proudly into the phone.
“what the fuck is wrong with you two? seriously? i almost lost it.” he lets out a breath of relief.
“i’m sorry lil bro, we saw a tiktok and just had to. im gonna call lauren too so don’t tell her.”
“ok i wont. but if you thought my reaction is bad i dont even want to know what lauren’s will be” ryan laughs
“yeah me either. well we love you. bye” paige and azzi say goodbye and ryan answers with “bye love yall too.” and they hang up.
“that was fucking halarious. he was lecturing your ass.” azzi laughs into paige’s shoulder.
“i’m honestly terrified for lauren’s reaction.” paige says as she goes to click on her contact.
the phone rings about 5 times before lauren answers with a, “hey sissy”.
“hey goober what ya doing?”
“nothing, i was just scrolling on pintrest in bed”
“fun fun. listen i need your help with something. and you can’t tell azzi ok?”
“oooo are you surprising her?” lauren sounds intrigued. her mind only going to good things.
azzi looks at paige and juts her bottom lip out thinking that that was the cutest response.
“umm noooo…” paige says not knowing how to break this, not at all true, story to her sister.
“oh… then what’s up?”
“so i fucked up pretty bad friday and azzi found out and basically i need you to tell azzi that this random girl is our family friend…” paige says in a guilty tone.
lauren was silent for about 30 seconds before speaking up again.
“paige what did you do?” she asks scared
“well ehh the pg-13 version is that i got kind of drunk and me and this girl from the bar had a sleepover.” paige’s voice was unsure because she was actually kind of scared for what her little sister was going to say.
“paige no. no you didn’t. you did not cheat on azzi.” lauren didn’t want to believe it.
“lauren i did and i need your help. please.” paige is begging
azzi is sitting bouncing her leg, anxious for how this might go.
“paige, you’re actually awful. like i can’t believe you’d do that. i mean seriously, it’s azzi. you used to tell me all the time how you were gonna marry her and have your own family. how you wanted to spend the rest of your life with her.” lauren honestly sounds like she’s going to cry.
azzi finds it sweet how much she cares. paige is a little embarrassed she outed how she used to tell her all about her and azzi’s future.
“paige like i actually just can’t believe this. i’m most definitely not helping you.” and before paige could say anything lauren hung up.
“damn, that went farther than it was supposed to.” paige said and looked at azzi.
“she was actually hurt that you would do that to me. you need to call her back and apologize.” azzi said upset for lauren.
“she needs to apologize for outing that i would tell her how i was gonna marry you. that traitor. i told her that in confidence.” paige huffed and she went to facetime her sister.
after about 6 rings she finally answers. she looked like she was about to cry.
“what do you wan-“ she stopped when she saw azzi’s face.
“wait, what?” lauren is really confused
“lauren it was just a prank i swear. paige did not cheat on me. i love you though for having my back.” azzi is trying to console the girl.
then paige speaks up softly “azzi told me to apologize, so im truly, really sorry for making you think i cheated on her.”
“that was so insanely messed up. i thought i just lost my future sister-in-law” lauren laughed a little.
“im sorry sweet girl. we love you.” azzi said sweetly.
“love yall. and NEVER do that again.” lauren said with no real bite.
“we won’t.” paige said before hanging up.
azzi turned toward paige and said, “now time for the real show, drew.”
“yeah this is about to be bad.” paige says
paige clicked on his contact and let out a shaky breathe. she was actually scared of her 13 year old brother.
she called him and he answered almost immediately.
“what’s up bro” he says a little muffled due to the speaker being covered.
“hey lil man. what you doing?” she responds.
“i was about to play fortnite. wanna play with me?” he asks hopeful
“maybe later. right now i need your help with something.”
“ok. what’s wrong?” he sounds actually concerned for his older sister
“drew, bro, i messed up like bad.”
“bro what could you have possibly done?”
“i sorta kinda cheated on azzi.” the other side of the phone was silent.
“what does sorta kinda mean?” he asked cautiously
“well you don’t need to know all the details but like let’s just say i had a sleepover with a random girl i met at a bar.”
“PAIGE I CANT BELIEVE YOU. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO AZZI?” he is almost full blown screaming at her.
“THIS JUST RUINED EVERYTHING. IM NEVER GONNA GET TO SEE MY POOKIE AGAIN.”
paige honestly thinks he might start crying, but she and azzi are too busy holding back laughter.
“drew calm down bro, it’s not that serious.”
“NOT THAT SERIOUS PAIGE? YOU CHEATED ON AZZI. I DONT REMEMBER A TIME WHEN YOU AND AZZI WERENT TOGETHER. THATS MY SISTER.” he sounds mad like really mad.
azzi gives paige the “yeah time to stop” look.
“drew calm down it’s a prank. i didn’t cheat on azzi. she’s right here.”
“hi drew.” azzi said in a high pitched voice.
“oh you guys are so evil. there goes yalls Christmas gifts from me.” drew is dead serious.
both girls fall into laughter.
“drew since when have you ever given us a christmas gift?” azzi questions.
“well i was gonna this year. but yall just earned worst sisters of the year.” he huffs
“goodnight drew we love you” paige says hoping to seal the apology.
“i love you guys too, i guess” he says then hangs up.
paige laughs and looks at azzi. azzi is still trying to gather herself from laughter.
“you know i’m so lucky that my sibling consider you a sister. and that they love you lots. not more than i love you of course .” paige confesses pressing her lips softly to azzi’s forehead.
“i love you and your siblings so much. i love being considered apart of your family.” azzi whispers back leaning her forehead to paige’s.
“ok now time for jon and jose” paige declares.












