#siblings ab

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Benedict: Look, I know you think my judgment is clouded just because I’m into Sophie.

Anthony: You doodled your wedding invitations here, see, ‘Benedict and Sophie Forever’!

Benedict: No, that’s our joint tombstone.

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Hyacinth: You don’t think I can fight because I’m a girl!

Anthony: I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Benedict would be able to fight in that dress either.

Benedict: Maybe not, but I would make a stunning woman.

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Benedict: You always have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams!

Anthony: I do not!

Benedict: Yes you do! And do you know what I end up with? Wet dreams!

Anthony: …

Benedict: …I heard it as soon as I said it.

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Anthony: Benedict doesn’t have a life plan. He doesn’t have a day plan. I once found a note that he wrote to himself that said ‘put on pants’.

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Benedict: I’m doing my best.

Anthony: You’re not doing anything.

Benedict: Yes, that’s what I’m best at.

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Anthony: Where is everyone?

Benedict: Colin had a nervous collapse, Francesca is taking him to the doctor, Eloise went back to bed, Hyacinth is yelling at Gregory, and I’m in charge.

Anthony: …Fuck.

Benedict: I know, right?

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*Benedict comes out to the family*

Anthony: For the record, I am very comfortable seeing men with other men… yeah, that didn’t come out right.

Anthony: I have been very, very supportive of the LGBTQ community.

Kate: Anthony-

Anthony, worried: Did I leave out a letter??

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Anthony: I think this family had a good year. I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks learned to fly.

Benedict: Interesting analogy, Anthony. Chickens are famously bad at flying.