#sideya

[sasster]

Also because i have to know. What's your opinion on that grape Ridivi Duxile

"The Gracious Provider, hm? He isn't exactly fleet, but his hands are certainly in those pies aren't they?

Most people think of him and consider his town, the mutants protected therein, and of course his cavern crawling to ensure quotas are met and what have you.

There are a lot of layers to pull back before you can find the true breadth of that man's influence. He wants very much to be like his late ancestor, very late consider how old the man himself is, but he always falls a hair shy."

"I could never commit my thoughts, theories, and findings to black and white on that man, though.

Too far a reach. He does good things, but I am not so sure that is all he does."

[sasster]

The laughsassin..... why would I ask a journalist about the wrigglers tale?

“Could be that you’re a wriggler looking for a bedtime story. What do I know?

I can tell you that he is one of many laughsassin’s that are used to extinguish the small flames in the Empire’s inner workings. Baby rebellions, regional grand high bloods that don’t know how to keep themselves or their land under control, small things that you don’t need an army for.

Sneak in during the day, break a few necks, get away.”

“I can also tell you that he is very attached to his masks, bad things happen to people who put their hands on them. Or try to put their hands no them.

But that’s all run of the mill things you probably know based off of any interaction you’ve had with him, I can better help you with precise questions.”

[sasster]

Sideya, what can you tell us about the bogeyman?

“The wriggler tale or the laughsassin?”

[sasster]

Do you have a favorite subject to research then? :o

"In truth? Whoever. Anyone. I've written about everyone from The Marauder to The Overseer. Everyone in between and outside too."

[sasster]

bc u hate me?

"The implication there is that I care enough beyond the conversation.

I will forget you exist as soon as we are done here."

[sasster]

nawt part of the song ☝️

"I am not entertaining your song."

[sasster]

sid, do u like waffles? do u like pancakes? do u like.....

fremch toaste?

"Crepes."

[sasster]

Hey um. Care to elaborate on that, Beautiful?

"I fear I've said too much about his begging and the thrill he seems to get from being overpowered by a man that looks like a stick figure comparatively."