HeY mY mOsT pItIfUl Of BrOtHeRs, I gOt SoMeThInG tO mOtHeRfUcKiN tAlk To YoU aBoUt. We JuSt GoT sOmE fEeLiNgS tO jAm AbOuT, iF yOu'Re CaTcHiN mY dRiFt. ;o) <>
I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS. WHAT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS GONE?

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HeY mY mOsT pItIfUl Of BrOtHeRs, I gOt SoMeThInG tO mOtHeRfUcKiN tAlk To YoU aBoUt. We JuSt GoT sOmE fEeLiNgS tO jAm AbOuT, iF yOu'Re CaTcHiN mY dRiFt. ;o) <>
I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS. WHAT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS GONE?
MoThErFuCkeR i HaVe A bOnE tO pIcK wItH yOu.
God dammit.
What do you want?
jUsT bEcAuSe YoU aIn'T hIm DoEsN't MeAn YoU aIn'T tHe MoThErFuCkIn SaMe As HiM. aNd YeS. yOu WoUlDn'T mOtHeRfUcKiN uNdErStAnD bEcAuSe AlL yOu ArE iS sOmE fAiThLeSs HeAtHeN mOtHeRfUcKeR bUt YoU wEnT aNd ShOwEd Me AlL aBoUt HoW i WaS jUsT wAlKiN aRoUnD lEtTiN mY tHiNk PaN gEt AlL rOtTeD bY pUtTiN mY wHoLe BlOoD pUmPeR iNtO sOmEtHiNg I tHoUgHt WaS mIrAcUlOuS aNd ThEn YoU tOoK iT aLl RiGhT aWaY. aLl ThIs ShIt I uSeD tO bEliEvE iN iS a MoThErFuCkIn JoKe. So FuCkIn ThAnK yOu So MuCh FoR tHaT, sTrIdEr.
Timelines can be really different, and so can the people in them, but I guess you don't know that yet. You really don't know me. You only know the Dave from your timeline. It pretty much seems like you got yourself confused over this shit, and I almost feel bad for you for that.
I don't know about what ever shitty alternate me you got stuck dealing with before, but I wouldn't do something like that intentionally. I know better than to take someone's faith away from them.
wHy WoUlD i Be GeTtIn AlOnG wItH yOu, My SmArT mOuThEd MoThErFuCkEr? YoU aIn'T cHaNgEd AlL tHaT mUcH sInCe We LaSt WeRe TaLkIn. BeSiDeS, i WaS tHiNkIn AbOuT yOu A wHoLe MoThErFuCkIn LoT wHiLe I wAs GoNe. :o( FiGuReD yOu PrObAbLy JuSt WeRe SiTtIn ArOuNd SiTtIn SoMe MoRe ShIt.
Maybe because I haven't actually done anything to start shit with you? Some other Dave has, but I didn't do anything. I still don't really know what he did exactly. He fucked with your faith in something? I don't know why he'd do something like that.
nOt ReAlLy. I jUsT eNdEd Up GoIn OfF tO lEaRn HoW tO sEe BeTtEr. I'm FiGuRiN tHaT i CaN dO iT pReTtY wElL nOw EvEn In FiGhTs, So YoU bEsT bE rEaDy In CaSe We Do BeCaUsE i WoN't Be TrIpPiN oVeR mYsElF aNd YoU wOn'T gEt A cHaNcE tO kIcK mE nOnE. ;o)
[You don't say so, but this bothers you. He was dangerous before, and even worse now. Not to mention, you can't go learn to see better like he can. It's very frustrating!]
Don't tell me you're actually planning on another fight.
I was thinking that we might actually start getting along.
sightlesslycapricious replied to your post: sightlesslycapricious replied to your post: ==>...
(( asfkl Alyssa explained it to me. ;w; And then I understood the joke, huzzah! )))
(( You are so cute and innocent. It's kind of adorable, but in a way I'm just wondering how that's possible considering where we're roleplaying. ))
sightlesslycapricious replied to your post: M/A: You are now a troll for the next five days.
(( /cries because Gamzee is a grub now and can’t go pester troll Dave. ))
(( SIGHS DRAMATICALLY
I want to cuddle Gamzee grub, but I can't. U_U Not unless I bother him as some other character or something, but I wouldn't know which one. ))
vvriska replied to your post: …JFC, okay. So first suddenly Gamzee is a gru8 and now you’re evidently a troll!!!!!!!! O k. Shocking developments of the day.
Yeah, the 8lind one. He’s tiiiiiiiiny. So tiny. …God, you don’t even look that much different as a troll 8ut it’s weird. ::::| You’re not even 8londe anymore.
I'm not?
[You find yourself reaching a hand up to your hair again, not that that will do anything. It's not like touching your hair will help you see what color it is.]
partyshy replied to your post: …JFC, okay. So first suddenly Gamzee is a gru8 and now you’re evidently a troll!!!!!!!! O k. Shocking developments of the day.
[[What does it mean?]]
(( JFC means "Jesus fucking Christ", right?? It all makes sense now. ))