Headcanon: Miraak hires Irï as his tailor and she is completely naïve to who he really is? All powerful dragonborn but the gods help him when he tears his tunic and she has to mend it
imfhduf !!!!!! I LOV!!! she’s like ‘are u fuckin srs i JUST made this robe’‘well i said it was a battle robe’‘what kind of a battle robe has a three foot train'‘MY KIND OK IRI DID I HIRE U TO SASS ME’‘no but u hired me to make u clothes and if i’m gonna keep doin that ur gonna have to be alive to wear them’











