Silky Terrier? I'm pretty neurotic too but I think my silky is mostly easy to care for- except his teeth. oy vey.
The coat. I can't stand wire coats. It's a sensory thing, I used to live with a Yorkie I never wanted to touch because his coat icked me out and I felt terrible. Grooming takes money and/or time and everything is A Lot. I can't even keep up with my own human appointments or keeping my buzzcut short









