#silly chat posts

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Rick: I want a gogoat......

Me: Why don't you gOGOAT ONE

[officialsandguardian]

Melody: Gabby, how old are you anyways?

Me: Like 20?

Melody: Really? Because I would've guessed you WERE FIIIVVEE

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[6:21:53 PM] Gbabt: oh gaiz did u kno

[6:22:08 PM] Malk: no

[6:22:14 PM] Gbabt: bc i didnt know

i learned the secret of asexuals today

its not sexual attraction to no one

[6:22:19 PM] Gbabt: its sexual attraction to aliens

[6:22:28 PM] Gbabt: #dad egbert is literally out of this world txt it

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sandwich man: idea for a destiel fic: Dean asks nicely and gives Cas anime eyes asking to see his super beautiful wings

then just takes a handful of feathers and runs

[10:03:55 PM] Sasha: omfg

[10:04:04 PM] sandwich man: :D

[10:04:35 PM] sandwich man: then time travels to the 60s and does a bunch of drugs and get's with Jimmy's (whatever vessel-san's name is) great grandpa

[10:04:40 PM] sandwich man: or grandma

[10:04:42 PM] sandwich man: that encounter

[10:04:52 PM] sandwich man: leads to jimmy's father's birth

[10:04:54 PM] sandwich man: 8y

[10:05:06 PM] sandwich man: damn I should totes write spn fics

[officialsandguardian]

Me: :O Brandon. Brandon. Look. -shows him the John drawn by Petty-

Brandon: SEE! now I like that style. Looks like Petty drew it or something

Me: .....Brandon. -points to icon that's been visible this whole time-

Brandon: ad;ksfjasdf oh shit

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My brother keeps telling me that we're fighting even though we aren't...

Me: Hey, I'm making peanut butter sandwiches. You want one?

Brandon: ...Okay sure.

Me: >:U WELL TOO BAD. WE'RE FIGHTING.

Brandon: Oh right.

Me: You can have one when you apologize.

Brandon: fdasfsdf ok

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[6:25:44 PM] Gabrielle: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3h52w1TIV1rr6lmvo1_400.jpg me

[6:29:29 PM] The Doctor: You make giant bonfires dressed as strange black bear for the glory of Satan?

[6:29:47 PM] Gabrielle: yeap :3 That's what I do when I'm not online

[6:29:49 PM] Gabrielle: or at night

[6:30:03 PM] The Doctor: Do you ever do it dislexically?

[6:30:16 PM] Gabrielle: :> It helps mix things up

[6:30:29 PM] The Doctor: So you do it for the glory of Santa?

[6:30:41 PM] Gabrielle: |3 only on christmas