(Notification)
<Lilith> Hey, Near. Would you like to come over to my house?
Near: of course bi*ch
Lilith: There you are, Gorgeous! Caleb's in there.
Near: Yeah. I saw Caleb here yesterday too.
Lilith: Today is a rare day when Caleb is hungry. It’s a perfect opportunity for The embrace.
Near: Does that mean if I hug him, I’ll become a vampire? and you called me Gorgeous.
Lilith: Yeah, whatever. Hugging, kissing, biting and all that.
Near: Just hearing it makes me sick!
Lilith: Haven't you ever kissed your boyfriend?
Near: I've had pecks. but bodily fluid exchange is gross.
Lilith: Trust me, when you become a vampire, you'll be exchanging bodily fluids all the time.
Near: Oh.
Lilith: Was it disgusting?
Near: No.
Lilith: Then go follow along.
(Notification)
<Lilith> Hey! I got a special gift for you because you're such a good neighbor and I appreciate your kindness and friendship! Want to see what it is?
Lilith: Thanks for the hospitality, but I don't like eating with anyone, so I'll eat here.
Near: Do whatever you want. As long as you make me a vampire, I don't care about anything else.
Lilith: Haha, you're a funny one. Just like Caleb said.
Near: I know. So there are no vampires, right? I'm also starting to think about acknowledging it as my delusion and giving up.
Lilith: That's not what I meant… Hmm, whatever. why do you want to become a vampire?
Near: It's a long story.
Lilith: How long?
Near: This story goes back to before my parents died…
Lilith: Ah, never mind. You don't have to tell that bullshit.
Lilith: btw this casserole fucking gross.
Near: Why are you being so rude?
Lilith: It's just a common vampire.
Near: I already knew that Caleb wasn't a vampire!
Lilith: Uh, No… He's a pretty special one.
Lilith: Next time, come over to my house, Near. It will be a special experience.
Near: Will you turn me into a vampire?
Lilith: Caleb is charge of The Embrace. I just came here today to eat you, but I changed my mind.
Near: Oh………
Lilith: Aren't you curious why?
Near: Not really.
(Notification)
Lilith has become good friends with Near.
Lilith: This is your Pizza. Don't show off that disgusting cooking skill again and just buy food from now on.
Near: That's nice. I almost burned the house down while making pizza myself for the last time.
Lilith: Yeah. Don't try it again.
Near: But my boyfriend loves my cooking.
Lilith: If I say don't, then don't.
Near: Got it…
