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lady theodora: those treasures aren’t going to find themselves...

erick: zzzzzzzz

lady theodora: send my meals here. i’m currently stalking the spy.

erick: okay, okay, i’ll go look for treasures. geez.

mel: this isn’t a masquerade ball, erick.

erick: erick? who’s that? shhhh i’m in disguise.

vincent: good job with that completely visual disguise, you fucking moron.

mickey: you better give me the information i’m after. or else!

erick: look! mickey is totally threatening that lady!

random pirate: unlikely, thief. you’re just trying to distract me.

lady theodora: you are going to compete in bric-a-brac day and you’re going to like it.

erick: but i--

lady theodora: i’m going to scream at you until you agree. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

erick: okay, okay. i’ll do it.

erick: i found three more treasures! am i winning?

royal advisor: unfortunately, no. kvornak is two treasures ahead of you.

erick: goddamn it.

erick: hm. if i murdered kvornak i could probably run out of the kingdom before the queen’s guards threw me in the pit.

bandit: hand over all your valuables, sir and/or madam.

erick: what the fuck

erick: lady theodora needs to do something about these rude bandits.

erick: “between churches” is such a useless location description when your kingdom has no churches, but i found the sacred oak!

peasant lady: what are you doing?

erick: definitely NOT eavesdropping on you.

erick: kvornak, you’re so good at finding treasures. how do you do it?

kvornak: maybe try getting good, scrub.

#sim: erick