Hi fellow oxygen breather, how are you? Can you do relationship headcanons for Simon? But with like a male s/o that's v tall and v intimidating and people are like "Wtf why is Simon with a possible murder I am confusion" BUT PLOT TWIST! This boyo is actually soft™ and probably says sorry to chairs after bumping into them (tbh me too) Srry this is super specific but I thought of it last night and was like "wOWZERS THIS IS WHOLESOME AND I NEED IT IN MY LIFE" So yeah thanks bean
I’ve never been referred to as a ‘Fellow oxygen breather’, but I somewhat appreciate it
Okay but this would be the cutest and most wholesome relationship anyone will ever witness??
His s/o would be self-conscious about his appearance as many judge him to be some intimidating straight dude but low and behold he’s the softest gay bean you’ll ever meet
Simon’s friends would be sceptical at first
But it doesn’t take them long to realise this guy is really the cutest wittle bundle of joy
He tripped on a rock and said sorry
To the r o ck
Granted, he thought he tripped over another person
Simon is basically the same though, so imagine the fluff
Simon loves his Giant Softie