The Punishment Fits the Crime
Prompt: Buster’s past crimes catch up with him.
“Buster, how did this happen?”
“Uh, well, you see. There might be a legal explanation in another universe but, uh, not in this one. Hence… why I’m here.”
It was a sunny Friday evening, and Buster could’ve expected to find himself anywhere else but here. The thick glass between him and the theater gang just seemed to make it all more realistic.
“Mr. Moon, a-am…” Meena looked around nervously before whispering into the phone. “Am I going to get in t..trouble too?” Her eyes were wide and frantic, she was basically an accomplice to the reason he landed up in there. And, of course, Buster wouldn’t let her be recognized as that.
“Hey, now you don’t need to worry. I took full responsibility. No mention of you whatsoever.”
Meena seemed to relax slightly, nodding and feeling a small amount of guilt. He didn’t have to take the full blame, but he was anyway, and for some reason that felt wrong to her. Again, she couldn’t imagine being stuck in this place, it just wasn’t her!
“Oh, Buster.” Rosita sighed, concerned. “Are you sure you’re going to be okay? You’re not a bad animal.”
“No worries, Rosita, I am as fit as a fiddle. I just hope you all help Ms. Crawley take care of the theater… and also just tell her I’m on vacation. I’ll be out of here in no time.”
“You can count on us, Mr. Moon.” Ash nodded.
“One year? That’s a long vacation, pal.” Mike popped the p. “I have to admit, I am impressed, I didn’t think you had it in ya’. Behind all that charm you’re nothing but a dirty scoundrel.” He started laughing, and Buster’s ears drooped only slightly.
“Hey, hey! That’s not true.”
“Don’t worry, Buster, we know that. That’s just Mike being Mike.” Rosita assured, giving the mouse a look.
“At least I’m not stupid enough to get caught.” The crooner crossed his arms and looked smug, but not before seeing one of the prison guards eyeing him. He swallowed, the smirk falling.
“Heh, oh jeez.” Mike tugged at his collar, “That’s my cue.” He hopped down, walking towards the exit with an innocent looking stride.
Everyone silently rolled their eyes, save for Meena.
“Hey, uh, where’s Johnny?” The orange-clad koala asked, hopefully directing the conversation away from all the illegal things he did. Theft of utility was no joke, unfortunately.
“I’m not sure, he might be at work. I.. I’m sure he wanted to come.” Rosita responded, diverting her eyes away slightly.”
“Ja, Buster! We all, like, love you. Especially Johnny dude!” Gunter added.
“Yeah, yeah.. Okay, thanks, guys. And, don’t worry! I’m sure I won’t actually be in here for a year. I’ll be on my best behavior, guaranteed.” He smiled.
“We trust you.” Rosita smiled back.
“Yeah, Mr. Moon, if you need anything, just let us know!” Meena exclaimed, trying to seem happier about this for his sake, or more relaxed.
“Hey, times up.” The guard stated, “It’s lunch time.”
“Oh, boy.” Buster muttered, clenching the phone a bit more tightly.
Ah, the high school cafeteria, it certainly brought one back to the good ole’ days. Well, if that one was 36 years old and relating that memory to the prison cafeteria, which was nothing but a desperate attempt to feel better.
He had his tray of slop, it was only a matter of where to sit… There were so many, much bigger animals, around.
It was just like high school, only he couldn’t exactly eat his lunch in the auditorium.
“Okay, alright. Everything is going to be peach perfect. A-okay. I am… A-okay.” He walked around, looking for a spot at one of the tables that wasn’t next to an animal covered in threatening tattoos. And, when he did find that rare spot, a hard glare from someone sitting there immediately kept him walking.
This puts a little bit of a hiccup in the mental to-do list he made for his long stay here. 1: Make friends. Not working so far.
Fear not! He would be persistent, now only if he could find a spot somewhere. Anywhere-
“Oi.”
He tensed up at hearing the heavy voice behind him, and didn’t turn around.
“I’m talking to you.”
“Er, I, don’t want any trouble, sir.” Buster spoke, trying to keep his voice stable and fearless.
“Turn around.”
He did so, with major hesitance, until he was squared up with a large, mean looking gorilla. Right next to two other large gorillas. Great.
“Like, I-I said, sir, I don’t want any trou-”
“Are you Mr. Moon? Of the Moon theater?” The British accent was thick, and it almost reminded him of… no, could it be? A relative? No…
“Uh, I- yes. Yes, I am.” He eased slightly.
“So you’re the little koala who helped my Johnny discover music? Or whatever you would call it. The koala who made him go to the rehearsal instead of help us finish a job?”
Buster gulped and tugged at his collar. He didn’t like where this was going, and was quickly looking for some sort of escape route if things went South. “...Yes..?”
Buster winced ahead of whatever response he would get next.
“Thank you.”
“Please don’t aim for the fac- What?” He started speaking quickly before cutting himself off. “Thank you?”
“You led my son away from the possibility of ending up here, ending up like me. I am indebted to you, Moon.”
He was certainly not expecting that, no sir, no way. “I-I, uh, um-” He was at a loss for words. “I’m- confused. Just to be clear, y-you don’t want to punch me in the face?”
The gorilla gave him a look, “No. I want to help you.”
“Oh, I see. Of course. An-and, how would you help me?” He held his tray tightly, the slop keeping form.
“A little guy like you won’t last long in this place. Not a lot of other small guys, you get it? Me and the boys will stick with ya’. No one else will try to mess with you if they know you’re with us.”
Buster looked at the ground, and then back up at Johnny’s dad.
“Wow… I honestly don’t know what to say. This… wow.”
“You don’t get a choice, we’re helpin’ regardless.” He nodded to the gorillas beside him, who nodded back.
“Yeah, we got your back.”
“Yep.”
“Come on now, we got to eat before the lunch hour is over, don’t we?”
Buster kind of stood there, dazed and confused, like he still couldn’t really grasp it.
“Aren’t ya’ comin’?”
He shook his head, “Yep, yeah! I am!” He spoke, voice at full confidence, and quickening his pace besides the three. “You can call me Buster, by the way.”
“Pete.”
Things were looking up, and he hadn’t even been there a full day!













