Oct 3, 2014
Do you prefer your Science neat or on the rocks?
Partner: "Will you pick up the kids after school today?"
Scientist: "Sorry- can't today. I'm doing RESEARCH"
Sweet, sweet research.
"A Classification of Pure Malt Scotch Whiskies" Appl. Statist. (1994) 43, No. 1, pp. 237-257
"We selected 109 different pure malt Scotch whiskies, one from each and every distillery mentioned by Jackson (1989)"
They're killing me here. Really.
And the final line is the best line:
(h/t Timothée Poisot)