#sirhammerlockjakobs

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Swordvan you say? Well I um. I think Demoman sometimes sleeps in Sniper's stank ass van because. You Know. And he hates it because it stinks but he's willing to do it for love. Actually yknow what Sniper stinks too but Tavish loves him anyway. The power of love at work.

EXACTLYYYY SO TRUE I think when he's not depressed Demo has like high standards w both living space and personal cleanliness meanwhile Sniper would live in a ditch and eat dirt if u left him alone. Every time Demo has to weigh how much he wants to. yknow. against how little he wants to go to the stank ass van (SNIPER going into DEMO'S room is like. outta the question. he's an odd bird)

[aquato-family-circus]

ah yes bob's bottles. 99% genuine emotion and a story about overcoming addiction. 1% helmut's massive bahonkeroonies

what if we had a video game level with so much well written pathos and then to really kick it up a notch we throw in a man with huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers

[tf2fansderogatory]

i think sniper has no idea how to flirt with anyone and instead he just insults and shittalks spy all the time because he doesn't know how to deal with feelings. also they have gay ass homoerotic duels.

Internalized homophobia Sniper be like *throws my pee at u cutely 🥰* and spy is HORRIFIED. The one time spy is justified in how he feels.

Their homoerotic duels involve spy pulling out like a three Musketeers sabre and says "en garde!" And sniper pulls out a machete that has been begging for the sweet release of death since 50 years before sniper was even born and says "On guard!" And then sniper tackles spy and they have a homoerotic wrestling and spy says "agh, you are agile for your age" and sniper says "I'm not even 30 you bitch" and stabs him

Love wins 🥰 happy pride month

[timothylawrence]

welcome to the squad of yearning for concept art of our faves . did u know one of wainwright's concepts gave him big chunky gloves (one of my fav character design things).

also he wore a croptop and sock garters in two other concepts but thats not my point. go peepaw go

Concept art is sm fun! I love being able to see the characters we love go through such intricate and cool phases before becoming the characters we know now :)!

Sasha never got such an interesting concept art page like the rest of the gang which breaks my heart </3 but i do love this concept art of Fiona w/ a Violin by telltale artist Molly Maloney I believe!!

she's adorable!

[janeyspringsss]

Oh shit someone already asked abt Janey. In that case, Fiona or perhaps Rhys

that's okay!! I'd love to do one for fiona <:)

favorite thing about them

She's so caring and such a badass. Literally whats not to like??? She's funny and has impeccable taste. My girl is the best.

least favorite thing about them

This isn't about her character, just what gearbox did to her character. They basically flushed her down the drain after building her up in TALES. i don't understandddd...where is she gearbox.

favorite line

"I know you probably think it's your 'thing' but that moustache...it's awful. I want you to hear that 'cause I feel like a lot of people in your life are worried to tell you. Which is sad." - fiona shit-talking kroger

brOTP

Her and vaughn. Vaughn nerds out and fiona makes fun of him for it.

OTP

lunchmoneyyy <3

nOTP

fiona × hand//some ja//ck. People ship this. Dude. 💀

random headcanon

-Fiona is totally a cat person. She swears they're just strays, and she doesnt care about them, but she's definitely feeding them and letting them in on cold nights.

unpopular opinion

Rhys is not the better protag. I think they're both amazing protags, and at certain points I think fiona's characterization was better than Rhys'. (love u rhys but my girl has such a good character + story.)

song i associate with them

favorite picture of them

No explanation needed.

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Hello man titties conoisseur. I would like for you to rate the chest of this man. His name is Krieg and he is completely bonkers but then again everyone from Borderlands is.

Also I think he would make a great friend to Demo, Soldier and Pyro because his three skilltrees revolve around melee combat, explosions and setting himself on fire.

LOVE HIM however he has much more arm than boob. Not every man can have great big breasts it is a sorrowful truth

[aquato-family-circus]

what if zoolepathy extends to bacteria. what if herbaphony extends to plankton.

psychics talking to someone's gut flora to see if they're healthy or not. psychics talking to the algae growing in their fish tank and trying to convince it that it HAS to go. consider

I'm considering thoughtfully 🤔

I can imagine this is possible for a psychic who has dedicated themselves to focusing on this niche of the power, focused on zeroing in on listening to such tiny little guys. It'd be like how Raz can improve his powers by expending "points" into them in game but more extreme

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

not really on topic but what if i told you i had a saxton hale ship that was hilarious and fun and also wasn't saxwell. the only downside is that it's a crossover

TELL ME TELL ME I WANNA KNOW