#sister fatima

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because there are a few more hatchable eggs in the coop, I got a new hen. her name is Sister Marie! Sister Fatima is not a fan.

transcript:

SISTER MARIE: (cluck) So good to meet you, my new sisters! SISTER ELISABETH: Yes, you as well, darling.

SISTER FATIMA: ... bitch.

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smelly chicken shenanigans featuring Sisters Elisabeth and Fatima.

transcript:

SISTER FATIMA: Mm, delicious feed. What d'you suppose it's made out of, Sister Elisabeth? SISTER ELISABETH: It tastes like... chicken.

SISTER FATIMA, aside: ...now how the hell d'you know what that tastes like? SISTER ELISABETH: ... SISTER FATIMA, aside: ...Elisabeth?

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Sister Fatima...the first of our first generation chickens to go to the great wheat field in the sky. goodbye, Fatima! you’re an icon. thanks for getting us our first win.

transcript:

SISTER FATIMA: ... (cluck?)

GRIM REAPER: Sister Fatima! The one and only star of the Finchwick Fair! It’s such an honour. I’m afraid it’s up for your time on Earth, but your afterlife tour has yet to begin. So, shall we?

SISTER FATIMA: (cluck cluck) Oh, that sounds fantastic! Yes! Let’s!

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the Finchwick Fair’s chicken competition has rolled around! it was a little bit glitched, because it started late, and two of Miss Agatha Crumplebottom were here to judge, but...at least Sister Fatima won!!!

I know those other chickens went home and got turned into Sunday roast. not Sister Fatima. she’s a star.

transcript:

[Cutaway: Notification that Franklin had won first place at the Finchwick Fair with Sister Fatima.]

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life on the farm can be slow-paced, but fulfilling. and also takes a toll on one’s general being, as is the case with Mehmet, who finds he can no longer do everything he was once able to.

transcript:

SISTER FATIMA: (snoozing)

SISTER ELISABETH: (cluck cluck! cluck cluck!) SISTER FATIMA: Let me sleep you CRONE.

BAHAR: Mashallah, Sister Fatima! You’re going to be a mother! You’ll be a really good one, I bet! SISTER FATIMA: ... BAHAR: Bahar, she’s a chicken. (tsk) I need to find a new hobby.

MEHMET: Ooooaaaahhhgghh I am so old. It even hurts to make a damn pancake. ... But I so hungy I’m gonna do it anyway.

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many leagues away in County Henford, Bayram Hayrettin also had his teenage birthday. now he was expected to take on more duties around the farm. no problem--he loves farm animals!

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BAYRAM: Nice clutch, Sister Elisabeth. Sister Fatima, you take your time.

BAYRAM: Goooood morning, Sister Clara! Who is so cute and sweet, yes! You!

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[stevenvenn]

Roxy Girls - Sister Fatima (from Roxy Girls Are In The Drink out Aug 27) Really digging this new single from this Sunderland 4 piece. EP out Aug 27.